All
that talk about me being a day person. Yea, forget about it. I just can't seem to get tired the same time every day. It's always 25-26hrs later than I did the previous day. Although the past week er so it's just been all over the place. The poor girl at my work who reads my time card to determine my hours, I really feel sorry for her. It's all I can do to make sense of it myself and I actually lived through it.
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The biggest bummer about waking up later and later each day is that after so many days you lose a day in the work week. As I write this I'm about to head out to work. The actual time is 11pm Saturday evening. To me it is Saturday morning. I'll go punch in and I'll be working at the time when everyone else will be working very early Sunday morning. In a few days I'll be waking up and punching in at the same time as everyone else but it will be one day behind everyone according to the time card. When that happens I just start punching in on the day it actually is and, bam, I'm a day person. Just, missing an entire days pay.
I've always wondered why I do this. Theories abound including everything from that I'm too lazy to wake up in the morning, that all of the electronic devices and radios here excite RF sensors in my brain that make me think the sun is up when it actually isn't, that my mom was really artificially inseminated by alien DNA and I'm just on the schedule of their home planet which has a 26hr day, and / or too scared to go to sleep when I should. if I try and lay down when I'm not really tired it has disastrous consequences. Say, for example, that I will be getting tired and will be ready to go to sleep at midnight. If I lay down even 15 minutes or a half hour early I'll be awake, rolling around in my bed, until god knows how long. Typically at least 4hrs oftentimes I'll be awake until 6a, masturbating furiously all night long in a futile attempt to get tired. So to be safe I'll wait until I'm confident that I'm tired like until 12:30 er 1:00am. My body will sleep 10 hours no matter what time I go to bed. If it sleeps for 9 I'm utterly exhausted the entire day and can't think or concentrate.
Depending on what I'll be doing at work that day it can either just suck because I'm not as smart as I should be or can be outright dangerous if I'm working on a machine. If I'll be doing lathe work or something like that I'm liable to do something that will end up slicing off a hand er something. Hell, I was perfectly able and very awake when I did the one major accident I've had at work where I almost got my finger cut off. Being asleep at the wheel while at my work is definitely something I'd like to prevent.
Luckily Howard, the owner of the company(s) I work for has one objective and one objective only and that's to make money. And as long as I keep making the products and molds he needs for the paltry wage he's paying me he's stoked. Well, he's willing to accept my erratic schedule to save a significant amount in paid wages. And luckily, I'm willing to take that significant paycut to be able to wake up whenever my body tells me to.
to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.