I typed a bunch of stuff out in MrToms journal about this past weekend. I hadn't mention anything of the planned festivities in here. Not `cause I wanted to keep you all in the dark, just didn't figure anyone would care much about it. Plus I was workin' a fair bit moving up to the trip `cause I knew I wouldn't be ther for the weekend to make any cash and of course the trip itself cost money, so it was 'all about hours' leading up to weekend.
Me, my youngest brother Tim (who, since his accident of dropping the engine block on his left hand slicing all of his tendons in half in august, does pretty much nothing but sit on his laptop playing no limit Texas hold `em poker online), my next youngest brother Chris, my buddy Eric and his twin brother (who for the past decade has pretty much been my best friend (with the occasional online buddy thrown in at random times)) Aaron, we went to Laughlin NV for The Score International Laughlin Desert Challenge. We stayed at a Hotel called the AVI hotel. Obviously, all of us being geeks we got a kick out of that since AVIs used to be synonymous with porn during the burst of the Internet. But they pronounce it the ah-vee hotel. Doesn't have the same ring as the A-Vee-Eye hotel though.
The races were dusty. Very dusty. I was diggin it.
Tim got so drunk while playing poker in the casinos that they cashed him out n told him to leave. He said they can't take his money when he's losing and then kick him out as soon as he wins and that he was going to get his lawyer. He has no job and therefor obviously has no lawyer.
We drove out there in a minivan from Thrifty rental with traction control. The fuel cutoff kicks in at 113mph exactly regardless of RPM according to the two GPS enabled laptops we had.
People wise, it was mostly a trailer park out there. Not a single black person to be found anywhere, that's for sure. Lots of tattoos and LOTS of VERY VERY drunk people with a few scantily clad off duty strippers thrown in here n there for good measure and some nice viewing.
It was amusing driving past all the people in their lifted $50,000 4x4s stuck in the sand while we were in a minivan just blazin right past. Just cause they have daddys credit card to buy a big ass truck don't mean they know how to fuckin drive it. They did have much better lookin chicks in the passenger seat though. All on their cell phones talking to one of their girlfriends telling them how they really wish they were home with them instead ... anywhere but out in the dirty ass fuckin desert with some drunken retard.
It was a brand spankin new Chrysler minivan with the electric retracting side doors which we had tons of fun with.
I busted out my ProTAC .40 cal while in the middle of the god damn desert and my buddy Eric was driving and he's all "here dude gimme that shit" and was all cappin rounds out the drivers window gangsta style. None of us had ear protection on of course and Tim, the one who was super super hung over from being drunk and getting kicked out of the casino as trying to sleep in the back. He's all "AAHHHH FUCKER!". That was probably the highlight of the trip.
I opened up the side doors and was firing out the side a few times at random objects that we drove past such as road signs (didn't hit a one). That was damn cool.
Me, my youngest brother Tim (who, since his accident of dropping the engine block on his left hand slicing all of his tendons in half in august, does pretty much nothing but sit on his laptop playing no limit Texas hold `em poker online), my next youngest brother Chris, my buddy Eric and his twin brother (who for the past decade has pretty much been my best friend (with the occasional online buddy thrown in at random times)) Aaron, we went to Laughlin NV for The Score International Laughlin Desert Challenge. We stayed at a Hotel called the AVI hotel. Obviously, all of us being geeks we got a kick out of that since AVIs used to be synonymous with porn during the burst of the Internet. But they pronounce it the ah-vee hotel. Doesn't have the same ring as the A-Vee-Eye hotel though.
The races were dusty. Very dusty. I was diggin it.
Tim got so drunk while playing poker in the casinos that they cashed him out n told him to leave. He said they can't take his money when he's losing and then kick him out as soon as he wins and that he was going to get his lawyer. He has no job and therefor obviously has no lawyer.
We drove out there in a minivan from Thrifty rental with traction control. The fuel cutoff kicks in at 113mph exactly regardless of RPM according to the two GPS enabled laptops we had.
People wise, it was mostly a trailer park out there. Not a single black person to be found anywhere, that's for sure. Lots of tattoos and LOTS of VERY VERY drunk people with a few scantily clad off duty strippers thrown in here n there for good measure and some nice viewing.
It was amusing driving past all the people in their lifted $50,000 4x4s stuck in the sand while we were in a minivan just blazin right past. Just cause they have daddys credit card to buy a big ass truck don't mean they know how to fuckin drive it. They did have much better lookin chicks in the passenger seat though. All on their cell phones talking to one of their girlfriends telling them how they really wish they were home with them instead ... anywhere but out in the dirty ass fuckin desert with some drunken retard.
It was a brand spankin new Chrysler minivan with the electric retracting side doors which we had tons of fun with.
I busted out my ProTAC .40 cal while in the middle of the god damn desert and my buddy Eric was driving and he's all "here dude gimme that shit" and was all cappin rounds out the drivers window gangsta style. None of us had ear protection on of course and Tim, the one who was super super hung over from being drunk and getting kicked out of the casino as trying to sleep in the back. He's all "AAHHHH FUCKER!". That was probably the highlight of the trip.
I opened up the side doors and was firing out the side a few times at random objects that we drove past such as road signs (didn't hit a one). That was damn cool.
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get it butt boy?