benni

sooo first things first, HOLY CHRIST! ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO PICNIC! did you see what LITHIUM_PICNIC did? do you see the magic he makes? huh? huh? do you? sweet god... who knew team work could work out so well? Apnea got me all tied up and wet... and took pictures??? i don't remember okaying this! i kid. i think she's the hottest thing...
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i hate pop-ups. i also hate: people in fancy cars who are afraid to drive them, not having any food in my house, having too much food in my house, waking up before three in the afternoon, breaking out like i'm twelve, fish that don't have wheels, and your mom.

it's true. everything but the part about your mom.

i need to update... which would...
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dear girls at work,

i hate you all and i wish you'd die. well... maybe not die, but for chrissake fuck off! i'm fucking tired of hearing the shit you spread about me on a regular basis, but i could deal with it when it was confined to the bar... but when your slander starts to eek into my day to day relationships, you really...
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i woke up gay. it's not the first time, and i have this eeeeeerie suspicion that it won't be the last...

i like him cuz he's shifty eyed.

oh, and as long as i'm at it... god? hey, yeah, it's me. hi. could you find my remote control? i'm just too fucking lazy to keep standing up to hit buttons. thanks.

bwah! the head is noisy today and i just rolled out of bed... so much i thought of to say that came in and disappeared just as fast... sadness...

today is friday. the neglect continues; i havent had a good chunk of time to sit down and express my individual love for everyone in a long time. which makes me feel like an asshole, all...
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ack! is there anything more disgusting than a summer cold? my head hurts, my lungs are filled with crap, i'm coughing shit up and day quil makes me jittery.

feels like... hmm... like... okay, here we go. when i first started going to duluth to work, i'd have the worst time making it home without falling asleep. sometimes i'd have to stop at rest stops...
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i'm not sure what day it is; monday, yes, but the date? i woke up confused and almost fell out of bed. complete silence in my apartment and heavy sunshine coming through the blinds... woke up lost.

i feel sick.

going to duluth today; i don't think today is a good day for this... there's nothing to do up there but sit in the back...
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this is going to be super short! i'm late! am i ever not late?

went to see they might be giants last night with thejuanupsman. excellent show.

we ran into xanderphreak there. i humped him. well, humped his leg. well...

humped a shirt folded and stuffed into the pocket of his jeans. happy?

i am so alone.




with me luck in the boonies-- creepy...
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today is wednesday... the day i always misspelled on spelling tests. FUCK YOU WEDNESDAY! YOU HEAR ME?! I BEAT YOU!

or DID i? i slept until five thirty. that's a lot of sleeping considering i went to bed at four in the morning... although i think i've done longer as of late. i wonder what's so wrong that i don't want to wake up? maybe...
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