beejai

So today I decided to keep a notebook with me and every time I had a random thought I'd write it down. Now all you lovely ladies (and gents) can get a small and scary look into the twisted mind that is Beejai.

- Everything I need to know about life can be found on a chessboard. (and this spawned about 20 examples that I won't bore you with)

- I saw the book "The Persecution of Sarah Palin". It got me wondering... is it really persecution to call an idiot an idiot?

- Why do I spend so much time trying to better what I'm no good at rather than living to my strengths?

- I don't like cold. I hate cold and wet. Snow is an abomination before God.

- If dragons were real, would their poop come out fully cooked?

- Fundamentalists... are they ignorant or unstable? (2 Peter 3:16)

- Every year we should be allowed to say to one person one time whatever we like with no consequences. But if we were allowed this, how often would I be the beneficiary of someone else's "one time"?

- If everybody bought as many Christmas presents as I do, would our economy collapse? (cool) If everybody bought the same Christmas presents as I do, could we end extreme poverty?

- Junior high is a virus that everybody gets. Maturity is the cure but not everybody is healed.

- They say the problem with having an open mind is that everything keeps falling out. Which is worse, having things fall out or having nothing get in?

- Lebron James needs to become a Knick

- Ghandi, Buddha, Saraswati, Ashoka, Carey, Buntain, Mother Teresa, Nehru, Raman... There's just something about India that inspires greatness... What I need is an Indian wife.

- I like Christmas music. I'd like it a whole lot more if they waited until after Thanksgiving to start playing it everywhere.




So there you have it... random daily thoughts in the life of this humble lunatic.
What random thoughts have been bouncing around in your brain?