This makes me incredibly sad:
]Rolling Stone's 40 Reasons to Be Excited About Music
I grew up with Rolling Stone. At one time it was an indisputably great magazine. They wrote "articles" about "music" and "musicians". And now this is what they give me. The Black Eyed Peas are the most exciting thing in music?? Really?? Paying $200 to see U2 in some fucking...
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]Rolling Stone's 40 Reasons to Be Excited About Music
I grew up with Rolling Stone. At one time it was an indisputably great magazine. They wrote "articles" about "music" and "musicians". And now this is what they give me. The Black Eyed Peas are the most exciting thing in music?? Really?? Paying $200 to see U2 in some fucking...
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lexie:
wheres my quarter?

lexie:
well. buy a piggy bank and start making deposits 

I never travel far without a little Big Star.
RIP Alex Chilton. One of the most original talents in music.
RIP Alex Chilton. One of the most original talents in music.
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succor:
yay thank you! Let me know when you get it how it looks and all that<3
vivid:
haha you darling! too bad Im only in it for a hot minute, yes? No words, just some snarls.
Can I sign it for you? I want to feel like a star.
Can I sign it for you? I want to feel like a star.
Hi Everyone!
You know what time of year it is? That's right! Oscar time! Interesting fact- the "Oscars" are actually called "The Academy Awards" but they're nicknamed the "Oscars" after Oscar Schindler-just another example of Hollywood being really fantastic and classy!
This year there are a lot of movies nominated for "Oscars" and since I keep up on these things I sometimes have the inside...
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You know what time of year it is? That's right! Oscar time! Interesting fact- the "Oscars" are actually called "The Academy Awards" but they're nicknamed the "Oscars" after Oscar Schindler-just another example of Hollywood being really fantastic and classy!
This year there are a lot of movies nominated for "Oscars" and since I keep up on these things I sometimes have the inside...
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rizzo:
Thanks, I do too!
Wanna hear a confession?
I work with a girl named Vanessa. Vanessa is young, fresh faced, always smiling, enthusiastic, a total go-getter, and sometimes dresses like Blossom. She always has a cheery "Good morning" for everyone as she races by on her razor scooter with the basket on front (don't ask) and she loves to make sure that everyone is having a great day.
I...
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I work with a girl named Vanessa. Vanessa is young, fresh faced, always smiling, enthusiastic, a total go-getter, and sometimes dresses like Blossom. She always has a cheery "Good morning" for everyone as she races by on her razor scooter with the basket on front (don't ask) and she loves to make sure that everyone is having a great day.
I...
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succor:
wow im like totally shocked. I had no idea. Well congrats to you on pure awesomeness! I bet it takes alot out of you, it sounds like most of the wiehg tis on your shoulders..and having vanessa aorund sure does not help any 

lexie:
have me stab her, then you won't feel so bad.
also, im working on my pictures since you say I don't look as good in pictures as I do in real life
also, im working on my pictures since you say I don't look as good in pictures as I do in real life

Today I'm going to teach you everything I know about computers.
Computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come from? Nobody knows. Some scientists believe they were delivered here by aliens from Uranus. In...
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Computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come from? Nobody knows. Some scientists believe they were delivered here by aliens from Uranus. In...
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ribbonsundone:
True that. I am so glad I got over my oh so romantic notion of kicking in my early twenties. Being alive rules. Based on my family line I am scheduled to enjoy at least another five decades of healthy living. Squee!
lexie:
i love not vaginas!!
Ok I'm excited.
I've been trying to talk my friend Mira into joining this site for years now. Well she finally took my advice and just sent some pics in and got a response immediately. They want her to submit a set. So she's gonna need a NY photographer. This is not exactly my end of the biz, so any recommendations/words of wisdom you guys...
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I've been trying to talk my friend Mira into joining this site for years now. Well she finally took my advice and just sent some pics in and got a response immediately. They want her to submit a set. So she's gonna need a NY photographer. This is not exactly my end of the biz, so any recommendations/words of wisdom you guys...
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surlymike:
On behalf of the site's population: thank you, sir. Thank you.
lexie:
she doesnt have a vagina?
So last week was something of a crap week for me, for reasons I shan't go into. But I get this call from my friend Rachel on Friday and she says "I'm taking you to the Grand Canyon this weekend"
say what?
But she was serious. And we were on a plane by noon the next day. The plan was gonna be like this: We...
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say what?
But she was serious. And we were on a plane by noon the next day. The plan was gonna be like this: We...
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annika:
I'll let you know if I get it. 

annika:
Thank you kindly, dear sir. I have some people you can punch anyway if you need to get it out of your system.
Tell me something good.
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lizardam:
I'm pretty fantastic actually. You?
mckenzie:
Im 24 now... lets see what kind of trouble I can get into now? 

Ok, let's see:
Haiti is in ruins. Utter and total destruction. It's almost too much to imagine.
The Obama administration, which once made me really believe that the good guys had a real shot, has been a disappointment thus far. Too easy on Wall Street, not enough genuine leadership on health care, not enough genuine leadership period. Where is the incredible, inspiring Barack Obama who...
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Haiti is in ruins. Utter and total destruction. It's almost too much to imagine.
The Obama administration, which once made me really believe that the good guys had a real shot, has been a disappointment thus far. Too easy on Wall Street, not enough genuine leadership on health care, not enough genuine leadership period. Where is the incredible, inspiring Barack Obama who...
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heatherann:
I obviously needed to read this tonight.
hexxus:
oh HEY! thanks for donating again heheheh youre awesome
When I was in high school I would spend LOTS of time imagining things like the following:
What would happen if I threw a book at my science teacher, as hard as I could, and hit him in the head? I know he'd be mad and I'd get suspended/expelled whatever. But I used to wonder what would be the FIRST thing he would say. I'm...
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What would happen if I threw a book at my science teacher, as hard as I could, and hit him in the head? I know he'd be mad and I'd get suspended/expelled whatever. But I used to wonder what would be the FIRST thing he would say. I'm...
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s_eldorado:
I think it would depend on whether it hit him in the front or the back. If the latter, I'd go with the classic, "Ow! What the fuck!?"
The former? Probably along the lines of, "NRRGHFFFF!! Yn Brnk By Dse!!!"
The former? Probably along the lines of, "NRRGHFFFF!! Yn Brnk By Dse!!!"
ribbonsundone:
Riding crazy - if that isn't a band name then I don't know what is.
That is kind of a hilarious scenario. When I consider such thing I also include the possibility that he could snap your neck in two. Or hit you with the book back. Or cry. All things are possible with books.
When I was in HS a bf I was trying to break up with threw a giant AP history book at my head. I deflected. It was not a very nice day. I should have punched him in the nuts. Ah, well. History.
That is kind of a hilarious scenario. When I consider such thing I also include the possibility that he could snap your neck in two. Or hit you with the book back. Or cry. All things are possible with books.
When I was in HS a bf I was trying to break up with threw a giant AP history book at my head. I deflected. It was not a very nice day. I should have punched him in the nuts. Ah, well. History.