My plan today is to try to get exposed to radiation, or bit by some special bug or something and become a superhero. And then I'd be the world's laziest superhero. I'd use my superpowers to avoid traffic and see through clothes and stuff like that, but that's about it. I couldn't be bothered with anything else. My official superhero motto would be "Don't bother me, I have my own problems. Get your own damn cat out of the tree."
It's way better than "Truth, Justice, and the American way"!
And happy birthday Qucky! Come back to us soon!
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iso:
I would use my superpowers to stop this damn heat. and maybe to get a huge rneverending rasberry daquiri , 
k_kat:
I can picture this costume with a beer gut hanging out, a tattered cape, flip flops, 5 o'clock shadow, messy hair, cigarette hanging out of mouth and a pbr in hand sitting on the couch. 
