bedheadchicken

I read this morning that Alyssa Milano had to get a restraining order against some guy who was obsessed with her. Turns out that the guy was obsessed with Tiffany too. I was like, "Umm...I think that might be me"

I should look into that. And yeah, after all these years I'm still totally hot for Alyssa Milano. Have you ever seen "Embrace of the Vampire"? If not go see it and get back to me.

I was contacted last week on Facebook by my very first girlfriend ever. I haven't seen her or talked to her since high school. She looks good. She had two fat kids and a goofy looking husband. There were a lot of pictures of her in front of a Christmas tree.

It was nice to talk to her, but in some ways it was so disappointing. People like that are sometimes best left in your memory. It's almost more satisfying to have this picture of them in their mind when they're 17 and you're making out with them in your back seat. It's nice to play the "whatever happened to..." game. It's harder when they're IMing you on facebook with pictures of them and their fat kids. Ya know? Some things are best left to mystery.