I saw the best fight in a Papaya King last night. I worked late and didn't get a chance to eat and there's a Papaya King on 37th and 8th (for those of you who have never been to Papaya King they have mysteriously addictive hot dogs. And I know full well how gross hot dogs are).
Anyway, when I get there a long line has formed and people are angrily yelling "Hurry up" at a couple in their mid twenties who are at the counter and have obviously been there for some time. The female half of the couple then told the "bitches" in line to "shut the fuck up". At that point one of the hot dog servers/cashier also asked the couple to hurry up and make a decision because of the growing line. The male half of the couple then responded by calling the cashier a "bitch" as well. The cashier then purposely dropped the customer's hot dog on the floor. The customer then responded by jumping across the counter and PUNCHING the cashier in the face! The cashier, dripping blood out of his nose, then took a bat and tried to jump over the counter after the customer, but was held back by the other little hot dog makers. The customer then threw his drink at the cashier and ANOTHER one of the hot dog makers but that was interrupted when the police rushes in.
it was great! except that I never got my hot dog.
Anyway, when I get there a long line has formed and people are angrily yelling "Hurry up" at a couple in their mid twenties who are at the counter and have obviously been there for some time. The female half of the couple then told the "bitches" in line to "shut the fuck up". At that point one of the hot dog servers/cashier also asked the couple to hurry up and make a decision because of the growing line. The male half of the couple then responded by calling the cashier a "bitch" as well. The cashier then purposely dropped the customer's hot dog on the floor. The customer then responded by jumping across the counter and PUNCHING the cashier in the face! The cashier, dripping blood out of his nose, then took a bat and tried to jump over the counter after the customer, but was held back by the other little hot dog makers. The customer then threw his drink at the cashier and ANOTHER one of the hot dog makers but that was interrupted when the police rushes in.
it was great! except that I never got my hot dog.
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leola:
Brilliant - that would work well on Simpsons I think. God to see life imititating comedy I think. 
surlymike:
haha...what a great story. And be happy that you didn't get your hot dog. You really don't need rat hairs and hog anuses to be content in life!