The Substitute Wife is maybe the best Lifetime movie ever.
Yes, I know that's a bold statement, considering all the amazing competition it has. But anything starring Lea Thompson and Farrah Fawcett has got to be up there. See, Lea Thompson is a frontier wife who falls down, and thereby realizes she's dying. She decides she has to find her husband a new wife before she dies. Unfortunately, there are no eligible women for miles around, except for one who "doesn't give him tingles." Yes, he told his dying wife that she needed to find him someone hotter. Luckily, she happens upon Farrah, who is not just a whore, but a good whore. A damn good whore.
Best movie ever.
Yes, I know that's a bold statement, considering all the amazing competition it has. But anything starring Lea Thompson and Farrah Fawcett has got to be up there. See, Lea Thompson is a frontier wife who falls down, and thereby realizes she's dying. She decides she has to find her husband a new wife before she dies. Unfortunately, there are no eligible women for miles around, except for one who "doesn't give him tingles." Yes, he told his dying wife that she needed to find him someone hotter. Luckily, she happens upon Farrah, who is not just a whore, but a good whore. A damn good whore.
Best movie ever.
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And I want it all, though.
I don't have Wonder Falls. They play it on the Logo Network along with heartwarming public service announcements about gay people.