So I lost my keys. My spare car key is two hours away. I just got the key to my job yesterday. I have no way into my apartment. I had to take a taxi to work and was half an hour late. This was on like my fourth day of work. In short, shittiest day ever. The Great Key Hunt of 2005 is about to commence. Wish me luck.
Update: So I searched for three hours. I moved every piece of furniture in my apartment. I emptied every drawer and kitchen cupboard. I searched the fridge and freezer. Having satisfied myself that I had looked in every possible inch of the place, I gave up and called my mom and cried. Finally, after going back in my room, I noticed my bag sitting upside down, revealing the pocket in the back of it that I never use. Although I had emptied the bag three times, I hadn't even checked this one pocket. And there they were. I can't decide whether I'm the greatest person on earth for finding them or the biggest idiot in the world for taking so long. But since I can drive my car and unlock my front door, I don't much care.
Update: So I searched for three hours. I moved every piece of furniture in my apartment. I emptied every drawer and kitchen cupboard. I searched the fridge and freezer. Having satisfied myself that I had looked in every possible inch of the place, I gave up and called my mom and cried. Finally, after going back in my room, I noticed my bag sitting upside down, revealing the pocket in the back of it that I never use. Although I had emptied the bag three times, I hadn't even checked this one pocket. And there they were. I can't decide whether I'm the greatest person on earth for finding them or the biggest idiot in the world for taking so long. But since I can drive my car and unlock my front door, I don't much care.
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lemonkid:
I'd say the greatest person on earth.
lemonkid:
The feeling's mutual darling.