beatnikside

Came up with a phrase last night as I was falling asleep: "movement fraud." It's the kind of thing that happens in every single action movie in theaters these days -- two people are fighting and their movements are fluid and choreographed to sterile perfection. No one loses their balance, no one has to take a moment to think of their next move, no one...
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It is my intention to write a bl-g entry on every category in the drop-down menu. I can get piercing out of the way right off the bat because I've only ever gotten one: left ear. I did it after a breakup in '93, pure spur-of-the-moment. Looking back, I kinda wish I gotten both ears done. I haven't had a hoop in that piercing for...
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On the subject of profanity: I've been trying to say "eat a bag of disco" instead of "eat a bag of dicks," and "dumpster babies" instead of "douchebags." There's really no reason for this ... and when you get down to it, the new phrases are kind of worse. I don't wish any babies into dumpsters, and there's nothing more tasty than disco. It's just...
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Insanely busy. Have two deadlines today, and a major deadline in a week from now -- none of which I would really mind if I knew the checks were coming immediately thereafter, but that's not how freelance writing works. Publications like to hold onto the money so you can learn valuable things about yourself -- just how low your bank balance can get before you...
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When I first signed up for SG in 2007 I didn't fill out my profile, didn't post a decent face picture, didn't talk to anyone, and let my account lapse without ever really looking at anything but the nekkid. I'm doing things a little differently this time, because why not. It does give me pause, though, that the one friend I managed to make in...
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Have not posted in this bl-g since 2007, and I feel like I should make an entry here... but all I have to write about today is "Fast Five," which defies prose. Was deeply disappointed that Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson didn't engage in a thirty-minute headbutting contest, with the winner receiving every Wesley Willis album ever made. Movie pitch: Johnson, Diesel and Jason Statham...
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Hang on; I've almost got something. I have a thought, oh mai oui. It's a-comin'.

Oh, hello. Didn't hear you come in. Anyway, my proper bl-gs are here:

http://www.spelloutseattle.com
http://www.yoursouvenirguide.com

... though I might post here occasionally.