On the subject of profanity: I've been trying to say "eat a bag of disco" instead of "eat a bag of dicks," and "dumpster babies" instead of "douchebags." There's really no reason for this ... and when you get down to it, the new phrases are kind of worse. I don't wish any babies into dumpsters, and there's nothing more tasty than disco. It's just that I get so goddamn _bored_.
sandalgoddess:
I am trying to replace "fuck" with "frack". It works about 50% of the time.