"My friends are always complaining about how hard it is to have kids. 'It's so hard to have a kid, David. I mean, I love her and everything, but it's so hard.' "No, fuck that, man. Having kids isn't hard. You know what's hard? Convincing your girlfriend to get her third consecutive abortion. That's hard. That takes finesse. Having a kid is just an inconvenience." - David Cross
So it's Memorial Day, and I'm one of ten people who has to work instead of sitting at home getting tanked and not thinking about veterans or the thousands of people being slaughtered by space-age weapons overseas in the name of whatever it is we're doing over there. But there have been a ton of wierd customers coming in all day, which is a magical little gift in and of itself. Like the homeless lady who came in the front door, pointed directly at me and muttered "Furgy humble dumpy bogwar," and then turned and left.
You can't buy the kind of happiness that brings.
So it's Memorial Day, and I'm one of ten people who has to work instead of sitting at home getting tanked and not thinking about veterans or the thousands of people being slaughtered by space-age weapons overseas in the name of whatever it is we're doing over there. But there have been a ton of wierd customers coming in all day, which is a magical little gift in and of itself. Like the homeless lady who came in the front door, pointed directly at me and muttered "Furgy humble dumpy bogwar," and then turned and left.
You can't buy the kind of happiness that brings.
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fancier:
david cross, is, fucking GOD.
jayden:
Mark, let me know when you work and I'll come in and visit you. word.