Thursday Oct 02, 2003

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OH MAN. WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?!

My account finally ran out, and I decided that breasts and vaginas were still quite the bargain at $6 a month.

Hooray.

hellkitten:
YaY!
+o)
anything:
welcome back.

i wonder if i can get them in bulk. "price check on the snatch barrel!"

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