HEEEELLLLLOOO everybody!! Well i went to the Dr. today and saw her nurse, pissed in a cup yada yada yada.. my due date is NOVEMBER 6.. i am 6weeks and 2days pregnant.. wow i thought this day would never come.. i feel soooo um different cant explain it..
love you guys and thank you sooooooooooooooo much for your sweet comments they made me a very very happy mommy!! wow im gonna be a MOM!!
xxoo
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p.s i stole this from Morticia ... this is gross read on..
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
And WASH your damn hands!!!!!!!!
love you guys and thank you sooooooooooooooo much for your sweet comments they made me a very very happy mommy!! wow im gonna be a MOM!!
xxoo
bb
p.s i stole this from Morticia ... this is gross read on..
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
And WASH your damn hands!!!!!!!!
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