bbbbbeckah

Mikes a fucking stalker.

Seriously.

He started annoying the SHIT out of me.
He's a pussy.. doesn't even get out of the car when it's freezing ass cold to pump gas for me.
And he annoys the SHIT out of me...

So last week.. I tell him I just want to be friends.
No cuddling.. no hugging.. no shit like that.
I'm not interested..

and he's still trying to be all up in the fucking kool-aid.
HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE..
and I'm SUPER mean to him.

Him. "we should hang out on friday"

Me. "why?"

Him "I brought you something."

Me "What is it?"

Him "A chocolate covered cherry!"

Me "oh, that's too bad, I hate chocolate and I'm allergic to cherries"

I don't know how else to tell him "leave me the fuck alone."

I don't want him to stroll in all the fucking time and stand by me until I acknowledge him.

Why the fuck would you follow someone around for 5 minutes if you see they're (A) busy.. and (B) not making an effort to talk to you.

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