Sung as a round (that's like row row row your boat for you musical n00bs out there)
Tis Women makes us love
tis love that makes us sad
tis sadness makes us drink
and drinking makes us mad
There are nice times at the pool when nobody is around and I can ignore the little rules placard that says "be respectfully quiet" and I sit...
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Tis Women makes us love
tis love that makes us sad
tis sadness makes us drink
and drinking makes us mad
There are nice times at the pool when nobody is around and I can ignore the little rules placard that says "be respectfully quiet" and I sit...
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pajamamama:
I will sing it for you at your wedding! 
So my bum in the tub is pricless huh? Your upside down pic is pricless. I wanna do vampire role play...PLEASE?! I have the teeth. 
I took an upside down pic of me for you today...I shall post it here later...we can be silly and upside down together and wonder about life...maybe things will look better when my head in on the ground. I have to figure out how to reinstall all my camera junk bbefore I can add the pics...OOOOooooooo and instead of singing in the shower today I took pics...I will post them later too! I am off! Bye BB baby!
So my bum in the tub is pricless huh? Your upside down pic is pricless. I wanna do vampire role play...PLEASE?! I have the teeth. I took an upside down pic of me for you today...I shall post it here later...we can be silly and upside down together and wonder about life...maybe things will look better when my head in on the ground. I have to figure out how to reinstall all my camera junk bbefore I can add the pics...OOOOooooooo and instead of singing in the shower today I took pics...I will post them later too! I am off! Bye BB baby!I'm casting my vote against the new layout.
I'm off center today.
cranky
crabby
cantankerous
cold
cryptic
crunchy
crazy
and various other C words that my limited brain cannot conceive of currently...
I'm off center today.
cranky
crabby
cantankerous
cold
cryptic
crunchy
crazy
and various other C words that my limited brain cannot conceive of currently...
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_sock_:
Its like raAAAAAAAAAAAin on your wedding day
Its a frrrEEEEEEEEEEE ride when you already paid...
I double dog dare ya to walk nakkie through NYC on a cold winters morn.
Yes I really do think...
Why the hell did you join that club? Everyone whoes anyone knows you like those slobberknockers supersized.
Its a frrrEEEEEEEEEEE ride when you already paid...
I double dog dare ya to walk nakkie through NYC on a cold winters morn.
Yes I really do think...
Why the hell did you join that club? Everyone whoes anyone knows you like those slobberknockers supersized.
kaffeine:
Dude, I'm totally blushing.
Mmmmmm, alliteration. C is also for cookie, which is good enough for me.
Mmmmmm, alliteration. C is also for cookie, which is good enough for me.
I'm feeling a little tickly in the throat, a sure sign that I've fallen off of my strict regiment of daily tequila to keep me healthy.
Friday I was feeling a smidge under the weather so I went home and sacked out about 10pm. (which was wrong. I should have drunk till 2 am, but I digress)
Saturday met friends for lunch, watched some BattleStar...
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Friday I was feeling a smidge under the weather so I went home and sacked out about 10pm. (which was wrong. I should have drunk till 2 am, but I digress)
Saturday met friends for lunch, watched some BattleStar...
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nata:
thanks for the birthday wishes 
_sock_:
Im so sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what chu doing today? I found a cheat code/bug last night in Warrock and spent the better part of the night abusing it and seeing if its going to inhibit the game if they keep it in.. I so wanna get paid for this shit..
Sometimes you eat the Bear... sometimes the Bear eats you
I invited a friend/co-worker over who hadn't seen The Big Lebowski and sat him down and watched it with him last night. (and we ate pizza and chicken) and afterwards we played some Guitar Hero and he (who is 22) told me that I shouldn't try to ask this 21 year old out, but instead...
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I invited a friend/co-worker over who hadn't seen The Big Lebowski and sat him down and watched it with him last night. (and we ate pizza and chicken) and afterwards we played some Guitar Hero and he (who is 22) told me that I shouldn't try to ask this 21 year old out, but instead...
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_sock_:
your up late sunshine
dika:
ur as bad as creepy foot doctor 
Only when there is light is there a shadow.
I went to church on Sunday. (and it isn't 'real' church... More of the UU flavor of church)
I went because the cute girl at the gym said she sometimes goes and I thought it might be nice to bump into her in a different environment. - and I've been meaning to go back so I'll...
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I went to church on Sunday. (and it isn't 'real' church... More of the UU flavor of church)
I went because the cute girl at the gym said she sometimes goes and I thought it might be nice to bump into her in a different environment. - and I've been meaning to go back so I'll...
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_sock_:
Fascinating eyes
intelligent and clever
captivating
omfgbbqwtfh4x! I made a haiku I have shown I am a worthy opponent no?
intelligent and clever
captivating
omfgbbqwtfh4x! I made a haiku I have shown I am a worthy opponent no?
pajamamama:
Dark wood! BB....BB...BB...hahaha...I should call and sing to you. Yeah watching tv at other people houses IS fun...I had no idea.
Yeah watching tv at other people houses IS fun...I had no idea.of peppercorns and mustard seeds and other sea-sonings.
(we'll put them all together in a sauce that 's fit for kings)
Monday: I went to a group workout class which only had me in it (so I couldn't hide in the masses, and the trainer did kill me). Geek the geek as we played some Dungeons and Dragons.
Tuesday: more of the Geek as I...
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(we'll put them all together in a sauce that 's fit for kings)
Monday: I went to a group workout class which only had me in it (so I couldn't hide in the masses, and the trainer did kill me). Geek the geek as we played some Dungeons and Dragons.
Tuesday: more of the Geek as I...
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_sock_:
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Now here it is, want to make you move
Something with a funky kung fu groove
Something that'll make you shout,
Make you play it to the crowd,
And make you want to turn it out
So please gather round
I'll pick you up, take you on, go pound for pound
Cause I'm the only man'll please ya,
I got a little something that'll tease ya
So throw those hands up high
Shake your body, move from side to side
Cause we've just begun
Party people in the place, yeah we're having fun
Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a big star
I'm gonna lay it on and go
Hoo Ha!
Cause when the mood gets excited
When everbody's Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
Sing it girl
Let me take you higher>
I got the moves, baby
Take ya higher>
Dance, bright lights, Orinoco flow
A kung fu fighter in the disco
He's out to take his chance
He knows the honeys in the house only go for romance
He's got a white suit on
Five past one and the night has just begun
'Cause when he lays it on with style
A ladies' man with a nice smile
And right before his eyes
Sees a pretty young thing looking real fly
he wants to make the score
So he takes her hand and leads her to the dance floor
He's giving her line after line
She tells him that he looks real fine
'Cause he's the man, perfect timing
Just like when he's kung fu fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
Sing it girl
Let me take you higher>
Kung fu fighters everywhere,
throw those hands in the air
the time has come to turn it out
Everybody, let me hear you shout
One two, do the kung fu
Say three four, on the dance floor
Come on, one two, do the kung fu
Say three four, on the dance floor
Roundhouse kick, karate chop, too
I'm gonna teach you all the kung fu
It's an eastern thing, that's what I'm saying
While the retro disco track's playing
Gonna make you shout, make you beg for more
So you get your body on the dance floor
So boys and girls, you know what to do
Throw those hands up and do the kung fu
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Now here it is, want to make you move
Something with a funky kung fu groove
Something that'll make you shout,
Make you play it to the crowd,
And make you want to turn it out
So please gather round
I'll pick you up, take you on, go pound for pound
Cause I'm the only man'll please ya,
I got a little something that'll tease ya
So throw those hands up high
Shake your body, move from side to side
Cause we've just begun
Party people in the place, yeah we're having fun
Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a big star
I'm gonna lay it on and go
Hoo Ha!
Cause when the mood gets excited
When everbody's Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
Sing it girl
Let me take you higher>
I got the moves, baby
Take ya higher>
Dance, bright lights, Orinoco flow
A kung fu fighter in the disco
He's out to take his chance
He knows the honeys in the house only go for romance
He's got a white suit on
Five past one and the night has just begun
'Cause when he lays it on with style
A ladies' man with a nice smile
And right before his eyes
Sees a pretty young thing looking real fly
he wants to make the score
So he takes her hand and leads her to the dance floor
He's giving her line after line
She tells him that he looks real fine
'Cause he's the man, perfect timing
Just like when he's kung fu fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
Sing it girl
Let me take you higher>
Kung fu fighters everywhere,
throw those hands in the air
the time has come to turn it out
Everybody, let me hear you shout
One two, do the kung fu
Say three four, on the dance floor
Come on, one two, do the kung fu
Say three four, on the dance floor
Roundhouse kick, karate chop, too
I'm gonna teach you all the kung fu
It's an eastern thing, that's what I'm saying
While the retro disco track's playing
Gonna make you shout, make you beg for more
So you get your body on the dance floor
So boys and girls, you know what to do
Throw those hands up and do the kung fu
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning,
But they fought with expert timing
_sock_:
condoms, rasberry jelly and a pair of socks
whatcha gettin meh?
whatcha gettin meh?
Calloo Callay Come Run away. We're savages and kings
Saturday evening became an impromptu Tequila Rock God Night as I invited some friends over and we played Guitar Hero II, drank tequila, I prepared a shmorgesborg of tasty food, including the garlic shrimp and tequila, the beer braised steak tips and tequila, baked brie and sauteed sun dried tomatoes and tequila, and tequila ... and...
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Saturday evening became an impromptu Tequila Rock God Night as I invited some friends over and we played Guitar Hero II, drank tequila, I prepared a shmorgesborg of tasty food, including the garlic shrimp and tequila, the beer braised steak tips and tequila, baked brie and sauteed sun dried tomatoes and tequila, and tequila ... and...
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dapper_dan:
lol, yep
meli:
Oh, I didn't go. I was all mopey. I stayed home for an exciting day of cleaning.
My good friend came in from out of town and I played hookie on Thursday and Friday and hung out with him instead of being a good doobie at work. So he showed up at 12 ish pm on the night of my birthday. Everyone had left the dinner party by then, and the group of folks I had invited back to my place (so...
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_sock_:
ooooh yay! It sounds as if crush is gonna be fun to see again in 2 months. Hurray!!!!!! Im glad you had a great time with your best bud and with the twins. I wish i had your energy and want to go join a gym but eh I cant be bothered. I figure sex combined with masterbation is all I need to burn calories anything that stays on bah fuck it. <3
calireject:
Yeah, I've seen 'them' get into entire conversations with "Hooah". It is a question, an answer, an affirmative, a negative, praise, and even discipline.
And see above.....you didn't answer that question.
And see above.....you didn't answer that question.
I couldn't have asked for a better older brother. Seriously, everything I know about being cool I learned from you. I love you, Kuya. Have a great birthday!
It doesn't get much better than that, does it?!?
Except for _sock_'s previous comment (which was also the win and is worth re-printing)
Happy Mother fucking, sock wearing, tongue sucking, Thunder and Lightning biting, toe stubbing...
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_sock_:
Tonight.. tonight tooooooooooooonight.. woo000T! Hope your brthday bashings were hella good time. Guitar Hero2 bah Have fun with that.. I want you to call me one night and saranade me with your guitar. And I will breathe heavy, and bang my head to your song. Deal?
_sock_:
Mmmmmcant wait to hear your voice singing some random Van Halen song.. How about "Jump" for starters. That always gets me in the mood. Muahahahah Have a great weekend kitten <3
Why do we fall down Bruce?
So we can pick ourselves back up again!
I was supposed to have a 'first date' 5 o'clock on the dot! It is 5:15 and the date is over! How very hot and heavy?! We actually met an hour earlier. Had a nice din-din. Talked a little (OK a LOT about her ex boyfriend). She didn't' make a lot...
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So we can pick ourselves back up again!
I was supposed to have a 'first date' 5 o'clock on the dot! It is 5:15 and the date is over! How very hot and heavy?! We actually met an hour earlier. Had a nice din-din. Talked a little (OK a LOT about her ex boyfriend). She didn't' make a lot...
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limbofish:
you speak german? or just a few words?
limbofish:
Hrt sich doch gut an