Guinea boar back from surgery.
Ever seen a stoned guinea pig before?
I hadn't.
His Name: Albert (Einstein)
Her Name: Kusanagi, Marumoto.
Why his?
Looks like Einstein when his hair is brushed forwards. Traditional to name boy pigs after quantum physicists.
Why hers?
She likes to pilot her pigloo around the cage, like a little armored pig. Kusanagi not only means "Grass Cutter" (what more...
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Ever seen a stoned guinea pig before?
I hadn't.
His Name: Albert (Einstein)
Her Name: Kusanagi, Marumoto.
Why his?
Looks like Einstein when his hair is brushed forwards. Traditional to name boy pigs after quantum physicists.
Why hers?
She likes to pilot her pigloo around the cage, like a little armored pig. Kusanagi not only means "Grass Cutter" (what more...
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amelia:
lol awesome I am so glad they both have names..it's been too long..guess what I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW! YEY! Mall job
amelia:
Thanks and i know what you mean about lucas ..but ...you know lucas was aside from that the ...perfect guy...and I guess..I was jaded by what I thought I want..and now that I have it ..it's not as glorious as I had imagined...but that does not mean I love Zebediah any less then before..it just means I am rethinking what happoned between lucas and I ...
More me-news bullets:
- 11 pages of papers out of the way. Now I just have to code my butt off. C++, the language of anus removal.
- That cute girl did not return to the goth club tonight. Boo hoo. On the other hand, another girl, hot in a blond/plastic/catholic-schoolgirl way, decided to chat me up. Life could be worse.
- Started fasting my...
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- 11 pages of papers out of the way. Now I just have to code my butt off. C++, the language of anus removal.
- That cute girl did not return to the goth club tonight. Boo hoo. On the other hand, another girl, hot in a blond/plastic/catholic-schoolgirl way, decided to chat me up. Life could be worse.
- Started fasting my...
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samanthakayne:
mornin, hon! 
sorry to hear that there was no return of the cute girl story to entertain me yet, but blond/plastic/catholic-schoolgirl is not inherently bad ... 'specially if she's chatting you up...
best of luck on the guinea surgery, let me know where i should send flowers
names? i'm bad at names... just ask my cats. not that they'll answer. actually, when i get to name critters, it always ends up literary, either a character or something they remind me of. but, hey, whatever works for you... you're the one that's gotta live with it, right?
sorry to hear that there was no return of the cute girl story to entertain me yet, but blond/plastic/catholic-schoolgirl is not inherently bad ... 'specially if she's chatting you up...
best of luck on the guinea surgery, let me know where i should send flowers
names? i'm bad at names... just ask my cats. not that they'll answer. actually, when i get to name critters, it always ends up literary, either a character or something they remind me of. but, hey, whatever works for you... you're the one that's gotta live with it, right?
null:
Wouldn't Niels be more apropos?
Good things:
- SG tShirt and stickers arrived. Am now wearing the company colours. You know, this IS a really comfy tee.
- Akiko-chan (that's my cute-as-a-button Honda Insight) is now wearing an SG sticker on her butt. She always wanted something pink on her. After four years, she gets it. It's also her first bumper sticker. Now she wants to know when she gets...
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- SG tShirt and stickers arrived. Am now wearing the company colours. You know, this IS a really comfy tee.
- Akiko-chan (that's my cute-as-a-button Honda Insight) is now wearing an SG sticker on her butt. She always wanted something pink on her. After four years, she gets it. It's also her first bumper sticker. Now she wants to know when she gets...
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darkskyy1:
hahaha, i bet you get the same thing as a computer guy, once someone knows what you do, everyone needs your help!
hahaha
anyway, ummmm what is it that you need to know, you asked a mighty vague question, as being someone who gets paid to teach classes devoted to this topic, just the question "any tips?" doesnt give me much to answer on
hahaha
anyway, ummmm what is it that you need to know, you asked a mighty vague question, as being someone who gets paid to teach classes devoted to this topic, just the question "any tips?" doesnt give me much to answer on
At 2:30 today, I realized that not only had I not played an April Fools prank on anyone, but that no one had played one on me, or even within my range of perception.
I announced this to the class that was walking in around me.
Within 60 seconds, the room was rearranged to have all the desks face the opposite direction and the teacher's...
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I announced this to the class that was walking in around me.
Within 60 seconds, the room was rearranged to have all the desks face the opposite direction and the teacher's...
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aliceinmyhead:
*goes to turn her desk around and realizes that its too heavy to move* bah!
siv:
Can i be the "batho-master?' Sort of like burgomaster, except with fewer mayoral duties, and less living in Flanders.
[Edited on Apr 05, 2004 8:56PM]
[Edited on Apr 05, 2004 8:56PM]
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clara:
Re: new family application forms
Our team is working very hard to push these through the development stage. Please be patient.
Our team is working very hard to push these through the development stage. Please be patient.
null:
I was once pulled over for doing 90 in a 75. The cop saunters up, and we had the following conversation:
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
null: 90.
C: You know what the speed limit is?
n: 75.
C: You got a reason you were speeding?
n: The drive was taking too long at 75.
C: So you're not going to lie to me or give me any excuses?
n: No.
C: What's in those boxes on the front seat?
n: Krispy Kreme.
C: Krsipy Kreme?
n: Donuts. Want one?
C: Are you trying to bribe me with donuts?
n: No. I'm asking if you'd like a tasty donut while we're talking. It's only polite.
Long story short: he got a donut, and I got a warning.
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
null: 90.
C: You know what the speed limit is?
n: 75.
C: You got a reason you were speeding?
n: The drive was taking too long at 75.
C: So you're not going to lie to me or give me any excuses?
n: No.
C: What's in those boxes on the front seat?
n: Krispy Kreme.
C: Krsipy Kreme?
n: Donuts. Want one?
C: Are you trying to bribe me with donuts?
n: No. I'm asking if you'd like a tasty donut while we're talking. It's only polite.
Long story short: he got a donut, and I got a warning.
Persistence, thy name is guinea pig.
Here's a dialog, translated out of pig - > english.
Boy: Hey there, hot stuff.
Girl: [pees on boy's face]
Boy: How YOU doin'?
Here's a dialog, translated out of pig - > english.
Boy: Hey there, hot stuff.
Girl: [pees on boy's face]
Boy: How YOU doin'?
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niobe:
You like Ani Difranco and NIN!!!!! That is so cool.
niobe:
Hey you don't need my approval for anything! 
I was just saying it's a groovy combo I like them both as well.
I was just saying it's a groovy combo I like them both as well. 
exploded:
hey, my band, secretary, is out on tour right now, and had a show cancelled. Luckily we were able to get a show together at the Infierno Room!!! It's right by where the Galaxy used to be. Since we have less than a day to promote this show, we need as many people to come out that we know. If you can't come out, let people know that there is a show.
here are the bands that are playing
secretary,Ryan's Hope,The Skyline
It's at 8:30 and is at 1403 Washington Avenue
See you there hopefully!!!
here are the bands that are playing
secretary,Ryan's Hope,The Skyline
It's at 8:30 and is at 1403 Washington Avenue
See you there hopefully!!!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Most beautiful movie I've seen in my adult life. Probably also the best.
Go see it.
I'm deliberately not telling you about it.
It's for the best.
Go see it.
I'm deliberately not telling you about it.
It's for the best.
aliceinmyhead:
I want to see it so bad.....
amelia:
I'm gonna have to force zeb to go ...mmm
Stange Experiences in Vegetarianism:
Cheesemonger tried to convince me that rennet (an enzyme in many cheeses) was vegetarian. After all, they don't have to kill the cow to harvest it anymore. They just sick a giant needle in the cow's stomach and suck it out!
(More details in the Veggie group here.)
Cheesemonger tried to convince me that rennet (an enzyme in many cheeses) was vegetarian. After all, they don't have to kill the cow to harvest it anymore. They just sick a giant needle in the cow's stomach and suck it out!
(More details in the Veggie group here.)
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elisabeth:
Ack..good story about the scars. I've never had chicken pox, so I think I'll be absolutely miserable if it ever does happen.
I was a vegetarian once, but then I turned green. Seriously. Am I evil if I enjoy rare steak?
I was a vegetarian once, but then I turned green. Seriously. Am I evil if I enjoy rare steak?
lv:
Ahhh, just a month. Ok! My bad, hehe!
Ok! My bad, hehe!Queue music from Quantum Leap intro:
Each time he puts his quarters into the laundry machine, hoping this wash, will be his last...
So more detergent == more clean, right? Lets hope so. My giant container of laundry suds EXPLODED in the duffel as I was carrying it to the laundromat.
It takes more than one wash to get that much soap rinsed out. More...
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Each time he puts his quarters into the laundry machine, hoping this wash, will be his last...
So more detergent == more clean, right? Lets hope so. My giant container of laundry suds EXPLODED in the duffel as I was carrying it to the laundromat.
It takes more than one wash to get that much soap rinsed out. More...
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twwly:
How is the vegetarian project going?
lv:
Right now I just have 5 danios. They were here just to cycle the tank, which happened like 6 months ago. I need to get rid of them and I'll end up getting some tetras, corys, and some other little fish for the most part. Just enought to be interesting.
I knew AAA gave out route books, as I tend to pick one up anytime I go somewhere, but I didn't know they did those other things. Nice!
I knew AAA gave out route books, as I tend to pick one up anytime I go somewhere, but I didn't know they did those other things. Nice!
