In theory my new rental company could make it harder to do business with them, or give them money. Some tips, if they were looking for ways:
1) Bury all the buildings you manage underground.
2) It's not good enough that your managed properties don't show up on google maps. Some of the businesses that operate out of them do. If you fixed that, I would have never found you in the first place.
3) Really, why have a phone number at all? I know you like to answer the line one out of five times that I call. But if you cut the line altogether, that's taking it to 11.
4) Likewise, eMail.
5) Replace the building managers with blind, deaf troglodytes. I was actually able to get one of the building managers on the phone, after several tries.
6) I know you like to promise deadlines for when you'll get things done, so you can miss them. I mean, that time you promised that you could have the lease printed in at MOST a week, and then a week later still couldn't get the printer to work? Impressive. You're really coming up with new and unexpected ways to avoid having customers. But if we're talking at all, I might one day succeed in paying you for an apartment that you might then actually have to give me the keys to. You're playing it risky, there.
On the upside, now I know why there are so many vacancies in the building despite the cheap rent.
1) Bury all the buildings you manage underground.
2) It's not good enough that your managed properties don't show up on google maps. Some of the businesses that operate out of them do. If you fixed that, I would have never found you in the first place.
3) Really, why have a phone number at all? I know you like to answer the line one out of five times that I call. But if you cut the line altogether, that's taking it to 11.
4) Likewise, eMail.
5) Replace the building managers with blind, deaf troglodytes. I was actually able to get one of the building managers on the phone, after several tries.
6) I know you like to promise deadlines for when you'll get things done, so you can miss them. I mean, that time you promised that you could have the lease printed in at MOST a week, and then a week later still couldn't get the printer to work? Impressive. You're really coming up with new and unexpected ways to avoid having customers. But if we're talking at all, I might one day succeed in paying you for an apartment that you might then actually have to give me the keys to. You're playing it risky, there.
On the upside, now I know why there are so many vacancies in the building despite the cheap rent.
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gangstaswan:
Unless something breaks?
lemonkid:
Underground Apts by Mole Men Inc.