batteredrose

This holter monitor is driving me bat shit crazy... all the little electrodes itch and the wires are cumbersome. I don't know how they expect me to sleep in this shit. Grrr... at least I get rid of it tomorrow at 2pm, any longer and I think I will snap.

I did go to the gym today... I haven't been in a week because my shoddy heart valve has been acting out and Gary forbade it. My DR wanted to see what my silly heart did with exercise while I am on the monitor so I went today and I have to say I am quite fucking proud of meself. When I started several months ago I could only do about 5 minutes on the treadmill at 3.2 mph (I know that doesn't seem fast but when you have short stubby legs like me it's hauling ass) and I would have to remove the weights and pins on the machines and now I do 30 minutes on the treadmill and I am able to do 3 sets of 15reps with 45lbs on my arms and 65lbs on my legs... Yay me! I have only lost 15lbs... but I can tell from my shape and the way my clothing fits that I have lost more fat and actually gained some muscle.

So I have been sex free since Saturday and I am losing my fucking mind. I haven't gone this long in... well shit, I can't remember when... I wish my dear heart's man pole would heal already. Gah... I would have a little happy time with Mr. Showerhead but with this crap ass monitor I can't bath or shower... I need a concubine or consort. He could stand in when I over sex my dear heart and injure his tickle pickle. Finding one I like would be the toughy... Maybe I just need a Gary-bot... similar to the Buffy-bot Spike had made... hmmm... I don't know any evil scientists... I DO know a couple of deranged physicists though... in fact I married one.

See? Absolutely try to bite my chin bonkers... ahhhh...

Yes, I have a dirty mind... yes, I did see it... hehe