batteredrose

Don't you hate when you want to take a shower before bed and yet there are NO clean towels because the 2 towels you set aside for yourself have been used by your evil minions? So here it is 1:30am and I just want to shower and go to bed...

I am tired and cranky and I so desperately need the comfort of Mr. Showerhead tonight seeing as the Mister and I are squabbling and I won't be getting anything from that department. Two mornings in a row he has awoken me with touching and biting and just when I think Hot Damn! I am gonna get some... Up he jumps to get ready for work...I think it is unfair and mean and he wonders why I am in a snarky mood... Hello... If I were a dude my balls would be bluer than Papa Smurfs.

You see, the mister and I have had our share of problems... I had pain inside during sex for about 9 years... I went to Dr after Dr only to be told I was crazy. Then January 2009 I developed pain. Horrible, I think my appendix is gonna rupture pain. Thankfully it wasn't my appendix, it was diverticulitis which is a condition that causes hernias of the colon and not common at all in someone of my age. After many scans and tests it was determined that I needed surgery due to risk of perforations in my colon. June 2009, I had 18" of colon and rectum and my appendix removed. Besides a 16" scar down the middle of my belly and 8- 1" scars all around that, the surgery was a success. The pain went away and now I am in a perpetual state of horniness. Am I making up for lost time? I really don't know. I do know that I am wearing my poor fellow out so I think it is time to invest in another motorized friend. I had one that I purchased before my fellow and I got rid of it when I kept coming into our bedroom to find my then 5 year old twins playing with it. hahaha... trust me it IS as horrifying as it sounds. Any suggestions?

Guess what? The dryer just buzzed. That means warm clean towels... Mr. Showerhead here I come... literally.