batattak

Aside from the fact that Gene Simmons is old and uh...not my kinda cat...we would strangle one another. End of story

you better check out emperor tanes journal, and bring your badge!!

well you at least need to head to atlantic city with the rest of us..
check the eastcoaster thread..
it promises to be a good trip..

I was going to say something, but your blinky picture is making me want to have a seizure

and you have to be all the way out on the butt-assed end of florida too, don't you?

dude i had a dream about you last night! i dreamed that i finally met up with you and it was awesome and you were the best hugger and i felt really comfortable with you, but for some reason we met up in this christian church/school/whatever type of thing, and we kinda started fucking with them (not fucking, mind you but then i got bored and wanted to go so we could hang out but you didn't want to - you were having too much fun playing with their silly christian heads. before you came they were trying to give me this questionaire too, about drugs, which made absolutely no sense, they had it worded all wrong, and i tried to explain this to them but they wouldn't listen . . . the whole reason i stumbled across this place was because i was trying to take a shortcut home from somewhere and they wouldn't let me pass through and i somehow got roped in.

and now you're thinking "whoah . . . ok we have a fucked up little lady on our hands, let's just go and cancel that whole road trip idea . . . "

Thanks Dia! I wanted to get all creative with it . Had all of the cool fades and morphs but the final product was about 2 megs...just a tad outside of the 100k max. oh well.

Phaedra...it is so frustrating too. You are on AIM but just idling with no responce. I've been on for three nights in a row too.

*kisses batattak's leg*

It's all good now. Thanks for the *smooches*!

so what the hell happened to "i'm gonna be online more often to talk to you blah blah blah?" loser :p

:-

ack! it's the attack of the mary kay commandos!! run!!

ack ack ack

hee! i love people who love bloom county!!

ps - billy and the boingers

Your inbox has a present.

and what a gorgeous present it was!! (haha no pun intended)

Jesus Fucking Christ! What the hell is wrong with you - trying to make a joke in tht Israel thread???. I' m just kidding. I'm not oppossed to the differences in issues, but that hardcore flaming made me really uncomfortatble. Yikes!!!

ok, the saline injection thing. this guy had a bag of saline warmed up, and then stuck an iv drip into his sac. as the saline driped in, his ball sac kept expanding. he had to change sides to make it swell up evenly. at the end it was about 4x the normal size. i don't know what the attraction was.