bastardo

So my interview for MCPHS is in four hours. I would be lying if I said I wasn't freaking out. I haven't been in school in years, I'm nearly thirty, and I suck at math, and I mean I suck at math.
Also, writing sample? FUCK!. FUCK! If it was just an interview I know I could bullshit my way through but MAN. The only writing I do is online, and somehow I don't think "all the day" is really going to be of use to me.
One bright spot though: I just got a PHAT new suit. I rarely have anything nice to say about my general appearance, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say I look DAMN sexy in this suit.


Also, to all those who have laughed at my chances or belittled me in anyway, making me feel small and stupid and worthless just remember this: I will get into this school, I will kick this school's ass up and down Longwood Ave. and I will get even. Ooohhh yes, I will see you beneath me, come hell or highwater.


UPDATE: So that sucked. I did well in the interview section, but I tanked the written. Fuck. Also I was the oldest person in the room. One of the little shits actually had the temerity to ask me how old I was!! He said it exactly like this: So, (pause) how old are you anyway?

Little bastard. And I don't mean he was a member of the Clan of the Bastards (TM) either. On a happier note, myself, the little bastard and this other dude were the only, well, dudes, in the joint. Turns out MCPHS is 67% female. YOWZA! Can TIB pick 'em or what? Some fine little geeks in their too. Hrr hrr hrr.
Not that it matters. Crap.