Its Thursday already time flies when don,t know it,wheres it gone!.
Listen avoid doin the following they only lead to trouble.
Don,t say to your German neighbour who has commented about your as follows 'vark you had your hair vis veekend its short ja' to which i replied 'i look a bit like a Nazi don,t i'.Sometimes the mouth and brain don,t connect!
Don,t take your car into the garage thinkin it only needs this it fuckin needs everything trust me!
Don,t get out of bed to turn the heater of halfway through a f$k its a passion killer,you shouldn,t be thinkin its warm in here!
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Don,t give Bruno half a pint of guiness when you have some the grass in the garden dies with the guiness induced faeces.No guiness for BRUNO.
Don,t masterbate near the computer its a bastard to clean off your keyboard
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Must say good advice,sorry to Dice hope you pass soon,but then Primark would go bust
.Theo the dog is cute im a sucker for doggie woggies!.Fiery poems still get on my tits!.
Big
to someone i have a crush on nuff said!.
Tonite i,m chillin with a beer and takeaway from the pizzashop might watch a movie.
Friday i,m off to the movies to watch the ring2,its on tv tonite the original so might watch that!.
Got some new piccys to post soon with the new trousers for work or gay pants the piccys will tell the story they seem to show evrything even the shape of your pube mound shocking!.
Anyway a vote is in order!
Vote for bruno to be allowed to carry on drinkin GUINESS
OR NOT DRINKIN GUINESS AND RUINING MY LAWN.
PS HES APPEALING TO THE LADIES IN THIS SHOT I THINKS!

Listen avoid doin the following they only lead to trouble.
Don,t say to your German neighbour who has commented about your as follows 'vark you had your hair vis veekend its short ja' to which i replied 'i look a bit like a Nazi don,t i'.Sometimes the mouth and brain don,t connect!
Don,t take your car into the garage thinkin it only needs this it fuckin needs everything trust me!
Don,t get out of bed to turn the heater of halfway through a f$k its a passion killer,you shouldn,t be thinkin its warm in here!
Don,t give Bruno half a pint of guiness when you have some the grass in the garden dies with the guiness induced faeces.No guiness for BRUNO.
Don,t masterbate near the computer its a bastard to clean off your keyboard
Must say good advice,sorry to Dice hope you pass soon,but then Primark would go bust
Big
Tonite i,m chillin with a beer and takeaway from the pizzashop might watch a movie.
Friday i,m off to the movies to watch the ring2,its on tv tonite the original so might watch that!.
Got some new piccys to post soon with the new trousers for work or gay pants the piccys will tell the story they seem to show evrything even the shape of your pube mound shocking!.
Anyway a vote is in order!
Vote for bruno to be allowed to carry on drinkin GUINESS
OR NOT DRINKIN GUINESS AND RUINING MY LAWN.
PS HES APPEALING TO THE LADIES IN THIS SHOT I THINKS!

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Your journal entries as long as fuck (like mine) and that gives me hope that more people want to read instead of staring at television (though, define irony, they're staring at a monitor regardless in order to read our journal entries...)
Hehehe.
Whatever.