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My scary profile shot is relavant to my pissed off mood(don,t worry a normal shot will appear after the weekend.This profile shot is i wanna kill,butcher,chop and destroy life at the moment.
so wat do i wanna chainsaw huh?
a,My sporty puma coupe car which cost me my life savings is still costing me my life savings,as you guess my babies ill bad clutch!.I WANNA...
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fireyspright:
whoa, you somewhat resemble that guy from the goonies... biggrin I am sorry you are so pissed off. Why don't you take a bottle and smash it ib a parking lot? smile
big_trouble:
damn, the universe is out to get you bash. this post reminded me of a book i had when i was a kid.

"I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."

here's to your having a better weekend.
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arrrrrrrrr!works done till tomorrow!.
I have been pretty boring today apart from still thinking about takin a picture while in the fridge(its a bit of a squeeze that worries me.The most exciting thing thats happened, my blind fell off the window smashing my prized guiness engraved glass grrrrrrr mad.
I have read some good journals recently and discovered theres no good ideas(creative scenary or theme)in...
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portraitinflesh:
I have a crush on you too Bashful! love

xox
janie__:
I love men in drag! Can't wait to see pics!!

xo
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hello my prettys have a good weekend boys n girls i hope so.
Thanx for all your cool comments especially new friends big t,ruderuca ,who think im mad, yea right like i wanna hide in the fridge at the moment or be the label in the receptionist knickers at work,or have a desire to take up the art of bread making,my minds a pit of...
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janie__:
1. Penis or boobie shapes!
2. Don't have any since it's pierced biggrin
3. Ass tongue
4. I'm vegan- I eat NO cheese wink
5. 'bout the size of Russia
6. He doesn't wear socks, silly!
7. Bash is fuckn' nuts. EL SUICIDO LOCO
8&9. huh?
10. Woody Allen

xo T
big_trouble:
1. round
2. grey. i guess that makes me old?
3. dunno, i'll leave this question up to the women.
4. doesn't matter, after i read 'dick cheese' it pretty much killed all cheese for me.
5. bigger than my finger but smaller than my fist - i'm the worlds worst liar.
6. pink. the pope felt it was the new black.
7. i'm hoping insane but i'm sure it could go either way.
9. 8 is the new 13 therefore it was omitted?
10. asia argento

never thought of the freezer section nipple thing but you can bet i'll test that out the next time i get the chance. bash, i'm beginning to think i could learn a lot from you.
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LIFE=POSSESION+SEX+MUSIC+VICES=ME!

POSSESSION
I need a strong mind at the moment(job offer),i have a car that now runs right yippee,i have a wonderful friend in Chrissy and Bruno(my mutt)!,i have a home(which i should be thankful for,some people haven,t),i have a life the most precious thing of all!.
SEX
Its always there nagging at your brain,infiltraiting your eyesockets and stirring your loins!,enjoy when you get it...
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big_trouble:
thanks for the comment bash, it is a pretty good show isn't it? the fights are heavily edited so all we seem to see is highspots but i'm cool w/ that i guess.

appreciate the words on life too, i'm working on it.

"fruit in a bowl arranged sexually"

lmao!
fireyspright:
Wow, your life sounds pretty complete. I am less stable unfortunately, but some areas I exceed fairly well. Not much for posessions, since I have been robbed several times, and I figure they just hold me back anyways, but when it comes to vices I am #1!!! whatever
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Its been a explosive power keg of a day in the life of mr bishop.My manager has offered me a job at another ford dealer as a senior administraitor!.This is fine but means i have to travel 2 hours a day to get there and back.The cards are on the table is it more money and a gasoline allowance my minds a bit of a...
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lessthanthree:
i've got loads more that need to go up, but im too fucking lazy. oh well, such is life. i should go to sleep instead of watching the popes funeral and cruising sg. I think thats like sacreligious, right?
fireyspright:
Oh uncle bash, you promised us special treats! But why do you keep taking pictures, and sniffing our bicycle seats?
My name is uncle bash, I hang around primary scools, and underneath my trench coat, I am always totally nude! biggrin tongue

Just kidding bash! You always give me shout outs even when I tease you! Thanks for not deleting me. You know if you did it would mean a never ending array of poems in your comments though.. kiss

Fuck pope idol. I think arnold swartzenager should be the pope. Then he could be the popenator. He shot too low just being the govenator. confused
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err im quite intoxicated i apologize just got back from the pool hall from the league tornament which i have reached the last eight!wooaah(wot a big ed).Hope you are all well and answer me these things prayin on my pissed up mind
1.What does the pope smell of havin been dead a few days zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz flies and shit probably!.
2.How come the suicidegirls this week...
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janie__:
1. Your probably right on that
2. The SGs have been great.. probably 'cause they all have awesome boobies smile
3. Keys are in your gym pants
4. um.. not sure what 'bollocks' are!
5. Nah. MG likes the humilation
6. This smoothie reciepe rocks and is TOTALLY healthy:
1 banana
1 cup frozen berries
2 cup apple OR orange juice
1-2 tablespoons ground flax seeds
Any other fresh fruit in season, cut into small pieces!

7. Maybe 'cause your retaining water? haha

smile xo
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fireyspright:
1. I doubt he smells like much but maybe formaldehyde...
2. SG are usually pretty good, but I bet they want to increase the sexual atmosphere, being spring and all.
3. someone took your keys you drunk!
4. I don't know what bullocks are either
5. Thats not an island, it IS marlon brando, and eventually he will rot into the sea, so MJ won't have much choice.... ARRR!!!
6. Smoothies? I recommend Ice cream, strawberiies, and wheat grass.
7. your not a eunuch? biggrin
8. Oh sure, we're nice when we're not writing poetry, eh? whatever

Later Bash the drunken bish, drink some jasmine tea, always helps my hangovers!!! kiss surreal kiss
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Wow Aiki breasts are perfection in globe shape and bouyancy!.I have just been to the gym and feel like death after treadmilling my ass off,i could do with Theodora to massage my aching bones(or boner biggrin ).I have decided to eat healthy this week i had fish for tea and homemade veggie soup for lunch i am now fuckin ravished!,the choccy pudding and cream calls me!.Goin...
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janie__:
I give good massages too wink

Eat lots of healthy snacks throughout the day- you won't be so ravished!

And I TOTALLY agree with you about Aiki! Isn't she dreamy.

xoxo
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asphyxiia:
night night kiss
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hello pawns of my journeys through life.
It Sunday fuck me no update since Thursday i am gettin lazy!.
I,ve had a weekend of a double edged sword!.
The blunt side of the blade is a vice like crushing headache today thats condemed me to my summer house to crash for 5 hours not good!.
Tha sharp pointy side of the blade saw a fantastic...
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fireyspright:
Bash, I am glad you were swayed into updating because of my comment...I guess we have to nudge each other sometimes! I can't update my piccys until my laptop starts working right again... frown
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Its Thursday already time flies when don,t know it,wheres it gone!.
Listen avoid doin the following they only lead to trouble.
Don,t say to your German neighbour who has commented about your as follows 'vark you had your hair vis veekend its short ja' to which i replied 'i look a bit like a Nazi don,t i'.Sometimes the mouth and brain don,t connect!

Don,t take...
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poisonboy:
Love the pic of the dog.
Your journal entries as long as fuck (like mine) and that gives me hope that more people want to read instead of staring at television (though, define irony, they're staring at a monitor regardless in order to read our journal entries...)

Hehehe.
Whatever.

smile
fireyspright:
Whos the lazy arse now? kiss
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not much to say really lost for words heres two!
KIKI WOW love love love love .
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Last day of my hols back to work tomorrow i suppose.I am seriously flat broke after shelling out for the car to be fixed and its still ill frown .Thanx for the journal mentions as usual its been a bit chaotic in the bishop residence,i managed to get my head shaved beginning to look like Bruce Willis! love .
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fireyspright:
eeww american idol??!! They HAVE that in the UK? This world is going to shit. mad Anyways, sorry about your car, and I was just teasing you about the poem. whatever About Bruce willis: My father looks like an italian version of Bruce, and he gets tons of chicks and hates all of them. He is a weird guy. surreal
asphyxiia:
Yes .. the quad cities are chock full of DRAMA!! lol. and lots of lesbians. lol. thanks for the comment hun.
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janie__:
The new Weezer is rocking!

My trip was great.. and I love your new pics-

I do not watch Idol -- maybe I should start tongue

xo
T
dice666:
Ahhh I love Sponge Bob!! I've eaten at bit too much choccy!!
I've got my drivin' test tomorrow mornin' AHHHH! I'm frightened!! I let you know the results. See Ya! kiss