barbelith

Well I have been away for a while. Issues with the internet and work have kept me away for almost a week.

Ok Iowa City was a blast!!!! we ran around and got smashed for Zoe's 21st. We had this awesome shot called a Dirty Girlscout it was AMAZING!!!! Like a liquid alchohalic Thin Mint.

So it says here my ocupation is Death. I feel that I my be becoming a little lax with my duties so here are some facts about death. Both the event and me.

So my favorate movie currently from the point of veiw of death would have to be Return of the King..... A whole army of warriors chanting " Death Death Death Death!!!!!"

Ok and now a death fact.

There is a type of dog that was trained to retreive shot docks. Up to 400 a day!!! Why, might you ask, is this needed? Back in the day flocks of ducks numbered up to a few thousand in a single flock!!! Us wonderous humans came up with a fabulous way to nearly destroy their numbers. This "gun" more aptly cannon was filled with 10 pounds of black powder and shot nails broken glass what ever was around. Then fired into a fleeing flock. The thing would kill or mortally wound ALOT of ducks. Hence the lack of thousand duck flocks today.

"Life is a dance meant for two, and Death is fighting with a beast to be my partner in this eternal tango." Zoe Suicide