my horoscope for the day, as seen in the Boston Metro:
Carpe Diem. You'll have one chance, and once chance only, to take advantage of an opportunity that offers abundant rewards almost immediately.
good thing i dont believe in this shit, or i would be totally fucked. as my coworker said "your day would just be all downhill from there"
spent two hours looking at jobs online in a city far far away. my eyes hurt.
Carpe Diem. You'll have one chance, and once chance only, to take advantage of an opportunity that offers abundant rewards almost immediately.
good thing i dont believe in this shit, or i would be totally fucked. as my coworker said "your day would just be all downhill from there"
spent two hours looking at jobs online in a city far far away. my eyes hurt.
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So, naturally, I watched where I sat all day.
There are great jobs here in Helsinki, as a matter of fact, I work next to a processing plant that turns out puppies that smell like donuts.
Bonus!
Carpe diem, lovely Leaf.
-Scotty
i just got a fortune cookie from Panda Express today. the gist of the message was to look for rewards from the success of your friends. and from this i said to myself, do i have friends? can i really say they are, and so they should be considering how much i pay them to call me their friend. wait, do i have any money. oops. and why am i the loser on the sideline waiting for someone to have good fortunes, when i can wear a black ski mask and hold up a bank with a shotgun for millions of dollars. wait, prison attire and shower sodomy doesn't sound enticing.
josyph