adventures in job hunting
three applications accepted for full time employment....
two amount to not-much-money
1. as-needed basis....as in, i havent worked there yet
2. oh! sorry. its now, like, 15 hours a week, mmmm'kay?
3. 'she'll call you the week after the week after next....or something."
*sigh*
yesterdays interview went something like this
her:'we are looking for a lead teacher"
me:"i'm not lead teacher certified"
her: 'oh sorry then, we cant hire you."
DID YOU EVEN READ MY RESUME? WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF MY ABUNDANCE OF TIME.
today i went to the place i applied as a secretary
very excited
a stupid job in a stupid cubicle where i could post topless photos of colin and sit on the computer all day
BUT, UMMMMMMM...
they wanted to hire me as a counselor in ludlow prison
no cubicle.
instead
fucking crazy lunatic criminals
"but," she says "you're resume shows us you are perfect for this job!"
yes, perhaps.
but no thank you.
three applications accepted for full time employment....
two amount to not-much-money
1. as-needed basis....as in, i havent worked there yet
2. oh! sorry. its now, like, 15 hours a week, mmmm'kay?
3. 'she'll call you the week after the week after next....or something."
*sigh*
yesterdays interview went something like this
her:'we are looking for a lead teacher"
me:"i'm not lead teacher certified"
her: 'oh sorry then, we cant hire you."
DID YOU EVEN READ MY RESUME? WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF MY ABUNDANCE OF TIME.
today i went to the place i applied as a secretary
very excited
a stupid job in a stupid cubicle where i could post topless photos of colin and sit on the computer all day
BUT, UMMMMMMM...
they wanted to hire me as a counselor in ludlow prison
no cubicle.
instead
fucking crazy lunatic criminals
"but," she says "you're resume shows us you are perfect for this job!"
yes, perhaps.
but no thank you.
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tristen:
ah the eternal quest for better pay, better hours and better working conditions 
gia:
Hey girly, you behave yourself! You gunna get me in trouble. 