bailey

wedding was awesome.
felt like a total ass because i had nothing to say to anyone and the grooms old friend made me feel like an ass for bringing up the fact that i dated him (how the hell else was i going to remind her that i knew her?! sheesh)

got my ass kicked on the dance floor.

got my butt licked when i got home.

i've worn the same clothes for two days. i slept in them. i can smell myself, its that bad.

i'm feeling quite emo because i miss someone.

i'm totally being a girl and am upset about an ex fucking the stripper i befriended when we went to the strip club together (as a couple)....shes black though so i asked him to fuck her again, cum on her and report back to me if it shows up better than on white chicks.

i have a date for the family orientated cracker barrel restaurant this week. conversation will consist of loudly reviewing our sexual antics with our new partners, contemplating the perks of dating or being a stripper, and remembering how hott our sexual escapades used to be...all over homestyle meatloaf and an alcohol fee atmosphere. i'm hoping to get kicked out.


hmmmm...i wonder who willem could be referring to in his recap of the boston burlesque show.......