You know you're from Boston when:
The transportation system is known as the "T".....SUBWAY is a fast food place.
You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house.
There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house.
You anticipate a 15 mile backup on weekends attempting to get to or to return from the Cape over the Sagamore or Bourne bridges.
YIELD signs mean absolutely nothing to you. It's every man for himself in rotaries.
You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy behind you.
If you stay on the same road long enough, it ends up having 3 or more different names.
Someone has honked at you because you didn't "PEEL OUT" the second the light turned green.
You hace honked at someone because they didn't "PEEL OUT" the second the light turned green.
All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience.
Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15 minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact thing they were doing the last time you saw them.
At the ice cream shop, you refer to chocolate sprinkles as "jimmies"
You scream out "Yankees Suck" even when the Red Sox are playing a different team.
Two days of 90+ weather is a "Heat Wave"
63-degree weather is "on the warm side"
$15 to park is an absolute bargain
Rubber bands are known
as "elastics"
Drinking Fountains are "Bubblers"
You know that swimming in the Charles should NEVER HAPPEN
You think if someone is nice to you they either want something, or they are from out of town and are probably lost.
You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds.
You don't consider it tailgating unless your bumper is literally touching the car in front of you.
You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through,and a red light means 2 more can.
Crown Victoria = undercover cop
When giving directions you use at least one Dunkin Donuts as a landmark.
You use the word "wicked".
The transportation system is known as the "T".....SUBWAY is a fast food place.
You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house.
There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house.
You anticipate a 15 mile backup on weekends attempting to get to or to return from the Cape over the Sagamore or Bourne bridges.
YIELD signs mean absolutely nothing to you. It's every man for himself in rotaries.
You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy behind you.
If you stay on the same road long enough, it ends up having 3 or more different names.
Someone has honked at you because you didn't "PEEL OUT" the second the light turned green.
You hace honked at someone because they didn't "PEEL OUT" the second the light turned green.
All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience.
Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15 minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact thing they were doing the last time you saw them.
At the ice cream shop, you refer to chocolate sprinkles as "jimmies"
You scream out "Yankees Suck" even when the Red Sox are playing a different team.
Two days of 90+ weather is a "Heat Wave"
63-degree weather is "on the warm side"
$15 to park is an absolute bargain
Rubber bands are known
as "elastics"
Drinking Fountains are "Bubblers"
You know that swimming in the Charles should NEVER HAPPEN
You think if someone is nice to you they either want something, or they are from out of town and are probably lost.
You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds.
You don't consider it tailgating unless your bumper is literally touching the car in front of you.
You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through,and a red light means 2 more can.
Crown Victoria = undercover cop
When giving directions you use at least one Dunkin Donuts as a landmark.
You use the word "wicked".
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now get the fuck outta the way befor i hit you so haaaad your eyebrow falls off...........tit head!
(except the subway really is the subway. or the 'ttc' if you're really in the 'know.' and sprinkles are 'sprinkles'.... damn yankies.)