bailey

this is my friend Sean. He lives in Providence and has come to visit me 3 times since i moved.

Time #1:
While walking past the front of my car to get in the passenger side, he remarks about the general fucked-upness of the headlight from the accident. He touches it and it falls off.
He breaks my car.

Time #2:
Once getting off the highway he notices his truck's temp is running a bit hot. He goes to check the radiator and gets hot fluid all over his shirt and ends up burning his face.
He is scarred for life.

Time #3:
My landlords dogs get into my apartment as we are watching a movie and begin to jump all over us. Sean notices there is some dirt on his pants from the paws of the puppy. He smells it, and its not dirt.
He has poop on his pants.

i'm kind of afraid to invite him over again for fear of what may happen next.

I will, however, take bets as to next time's disaster if anyone is up for wagering.