things i dont understand:
1. why do people put their blinkers on when they are getting onto the highway? its not like they can go any other way but left.
2. shit talking when you dont really know someone....i mean, all the good stuff to talk about comes from KNOWING them!
3. why doesnt vodka get me drunk?
4. why random people send me links to their bands music, as if they think i might actually go listen to it.
5. why dont i have pinky toenails?
6. the hot tub is heated to the same temp as a latte, yet if i drink the latte without letting it cool down i burn my tongue, yet i can sit in the hot tub and put the water in my mouth and not burn my tongue at all.
7. why do i go to bed freezing and wake up sweating?
8. why am i so scared of hedgehogs...and i mean like....FUCKING FRIGHTENED!
9. why does my boyfriend insist on putting the leatherface mask on whenever i get up in the middle of the night so that when i come back to bed i get scared out of my mind?
10. why is it that i can poop so comfortably at home and no where else?
1. why do people put their blinkers on when they are getting onto the highway? its not like they can go any other way but left.
2. shit talking when you dont really know someone....i mean, all the good stuff to talk about comes from KNOWING them!
3. why doesnt vodka get me drunk?
4. why random people send me links to their bands music, as if they think i might actually go listen to it.
5. why dont i have pinky toenails?
6. the hot tub is heated to the same temp as a latte, yet if i drink the latte without letting it cool down i burn my tongue, yet i can sit in the hot tub and put the water in my mouth and not burn my tongue at all.
7. why do i go to bed freezing and wake up sweating?
8. why am i so scared of hedgehogs...and i mean like....FUCKING FRIGHTENED!
9. why does my boyfriend insist on putting the leatherface mask on whenever i get up in the middle of the night so that when i come back to bed i get scared out of my mind?
10. why is it that i can poop so comfortably at home and no where else?
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as for the vodka...maybe you're not drinking it correctly...we should go out again..and I'll show ya how I do it...
My account is closing here on tues I think. But if you are in my neck of the woods give me a call or send me an email...we need to hang out again!!