and quickly exits stage right to be replaced by HAPPY DANCEY MIDGET BUNNY :dancedancedance, tippitytippityhoppityhophoppinganddancingallaround: reenter bitter girl, smooshes HAPPYDANCEYMIDGETBUNNY and rips his little midget ears off with her teeth. feeling better girl jumps off of the stage and is offered several drinks and plane tickets to whereever she wants to go.
(and to make it end happily, she comes here)
(and to make it end happily, she comes here)