okay, here's my interview.
FROM
blujazzmunki (sorry dude, i fucked up your link)
whats the inspiration behind your work?
hmmm, i assume you mean sg. i would say my boobies. and probably every male i know.
who are your biggest influences?
in life? the fine brewers of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
if you could get stuck in a lift with one person who would it be?
Henry Rollins. meeeeeow.
FROM Trinity
what is the one thing you want to accomplish in your life?
babies. tens of thousands of babies.
FROM bostonstrangler
if you could bring one person back to life, and punch them in the face, who would it be?
two part answer. i would kill miss piggy and then bring her back to life just so i could punch her in the face once more. i fucking hate that bitch.for serious.
FROM ozygoestohel
if you could buy ozy a sandwich, what kind would it be?
a knuckle sandwich. hell, i'll give it to you for free.
Say it's raining out and ozy is wet, what should one do?
stay away from the ozy.
Ozy's sneaker is untied, what then?
ozy trips and falls.and dies. tragic really. all the sgs wear black armbands in their sets to mourn his loss. either that or noone notices.
FROM PaulNikon
Who is your favorite serial killer? And why?
i would have to say the boston strangler. hometown represent!
FROM ViolentTortoise
Where the hell are my pants!?
i stole them to clothe the starving kids in africa.
FROM
Bathory
What is your main focus in life?
to understand myself and, if possible, anyone else.
What can you give us that other applicants cant?
a freckle, just to the left of my bellybutton.
What do you consider your biggest weakness'?
skinheads. boys who look like skinheads.my bad eyesight. my horrible spelling. my laziness. my need for sleep.
What are you most proud of?
oh man. i thought about this question for a longass time. i think that i am most proud or....moving on and getting past a really pivotal moment in my life.
FROM peeshypunk
Who from the Rat Pack would you give it up for and why?
Frank. and only frank. cause hes got mob ties. i am a sucker for mobsters.(his framed photo, by the way is right above this screen)
Who from the Brat Pack would you give it up for and why?
molly ringwald. god i love redheads.
What's your favorite movie to get drunk to and make fun of with friends?
any b horror movie. me, strawbettie and kdub used to do it all the time.
Is there a place on your body you'd never get tattooed or pierced?
my butt. cause that sooo fucking stupid.
Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
chocolate.
Longest you've ever gone without sex?
eight months.
Longest you've ever had sex for?
23 hours. but not in a row. there was resting involved.
Would you have killed Hitler as a baby?
ummm....would i know what he was up to? probably not. i work with tons of babies and i am sure at least one will grow up to be a horrible horrible person. hell, we take bets on it at work. so, no. i would not kill a hitler baby.
Cats or dogs?
dogs. always.
Carrot Top or Gallagher?
gallagher. it would be really cool if instead of smashing watermelons, he would smash carrot tops head. yeah, that would be way cool.
FROM
blujazzmunki (sorry dude, i fucked up your link)
whats the inspiration behind your work?
hmmm, i assume you mean sg. i would say my boobies. and probably every male i know.
who are your biggest influences?
in life? the fine brewers of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
if you could get stuck in a lift with one person who would it be?
Henry Rollins. meeeeeow.
FROM Trinity
what is the one thing you want to accomplish in your life?
babies. tens of thousands of babies.
FROM bostonstrangler
if you could bring one person back to life, and punch them in the face, who would it be?
two part answer. i would kill miss piggy and then bring her back to life just so i could punch her in the face once more. i fucking hate that bitch.for serious.
FROM ozygoestohel
if you could buy ozy a sandwich, what kind would it be?
a knuckle sandwich. hell, i'll give it to you for free.
Say it's raining out and ozy is wet, what should one do?
stay away from the ozy.
Ozy's sneaker is untied, what then?
ozy trips and falls.and dies. tragic really. all the sgs wear black armbands in their sets to mourn his loss. either that or noone notices.
FROM PaulNikon
Who is your favorite serial killer? And why?
i would have to say the boston strangler. hometown represent!
FROM ViolentTortoise
Where the hell are my pants!?
i stole them to clothe the starving kids in africa.
FROM
Bathory
What is your main focus in life?
to understand myself and, if possible, anyone else.
What can you give us that other applicants cant?
a freckle, just to the left of my bellybutton.
What do you consider your biggest weakness'?
skinheads. boys who look like skinheads.my bad eyesight. my horrible spelling. my laziness. my need for sleep.
What are you most proud of?
oh man. i thought about this question for a longass time. i think that i am most proud or....moving on and getting past a really pivotal moment in my life.
FROM peeshypunk
Who from the Rat Pack would you give it up for and why?
Frank. and only frank. cause hes got mob ties. i am a sucker for mobsters.(his framed photo, by the way is right above this screen)
Who from the Brat Pack would you give it up for and why?
molly ringwald. god i love redheads.
What's your favorite movie to get drunk to and make fun of with friends?
any b horror movie. me, strawbettie and kdub used to do it all the time.
Is there a place on your body you'd never get tattooed or pierced?
my butt. cause that sooo fucking stupid.
Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
chocolate.
Longest you've ever gone without sex?
eight months.
Longest you've ever had sex for?
23 hours. but not in a row. there was resting involved.
Would you have killed Hitler as a baby?
ummm....would i know what he was up to? probably not. i work with tons of babies and i am sure at least one will grow up to be a horrible horrible person. hell, we take bets on it at work. so, no. i would not kill a hitler baby.
Cats or dogs?
dogs. always.
Carrot Top or Gallagher?
gallagher. it would be really cool if instead of smashing watermelons, he would smash carrot tops head. yeah, that would be way cool.
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Anyway your interview rocked! We
Also I ran into kdub at warped. His Cell died and he gave me his new number. He told me to Call Minimalism so he could get your number and call you. He's in Canada for the next few days but he will be calling you. If he hasn't called and you want his enw cell nuimber just ask and it's yours.