i have a strange crush on the take out counter man at the local chinese restaurant.
its called "china mama" and i swear there had better be some fat chinese woman running a brothel in the back room.
its called "china mama" and i swear there had better be some fat chinese woman running a brothel in the back room.
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jnthn:
I used to have a crush on this woman that made my sandwiches at this cafe. she had to have been like 7 years older than me with like 4 kids, but she was a cutie in a really weird way.
twistedtrashman:
I had a crush on the girl in honeydew donuts. I talked to her a couple times. I'm not too worried about not dating her after saturday night though. Not that I really worry.