bailey

okay. so i'm fucking nuts. but it makes me a fun hostess.

hung out last night with strawbettie, ozymandias and stewd....

strawbettie is my new best friend.
tarot cards can suck my fucking dick.

i decided that we needed some adventure in the night, since no one wanted to really DO anything, and the only places i ever go in boston are bars (go figure, eh?). i spotted a cute boy in tight pants walking down comm ave, so i made strawbettie stop and i kidnapped him. she has photos coming soon.

he told me we were going to a pizza party in jp, but he lied. it was an apartment above a pizza parlor. not the same thing.

left to drive stewd to chinatown to catch his bus and stole a lawn knome (how the hell do you spell that?). i gave it to strawbettie as a sign of my undying love.

i think i scared everyone else.
no, no. i am SURE of it.

this should be a great lesson to all those coming to NYCurry Mayhem. be prepared.