Thursday Oct 20, 2005

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i think that i shall start a service called

rent a boy/girlfriend.

for those days when you dont want to talk, or fuck
you just want a warm body to rest your head on.

not prostituion exactly.....more like....cuddlestituion for the hopelessly single/antisocial.

also: the stitches on my back are infected. its going to leave the coolest scar ever.


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monkeyboy421:
Rent a boyfriend here, only charge is the T fare, ill even smoke you up, helps with nausea .
the_alchemist:
That's one of the best ideas ever! Cuddlestituion! That's funny. So did you come up with the idea because you were in need of this service, or because you needed the money? HAHA! wink

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. I hope you feel better soon. I TOLD you that was going to get infected! puke

My Saturnalia is returning home to me sometime today/tonight! YAY! Happy boy! biggrin

skull biggrin skull

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