So this weekend. Um yea I worked both days of the weekend. The last time I am going to work this year. I think. My apartment managers etc are doing inspections on every apartment in the whole place next week. There is like a ton of apartments here. I guess to see how shitty etc they are. Really they aren't that bad. But anyway, the Audrey had to spend the night and days outside for the next week. She is on the porch and well she gets moved out to the parking lot under Betty's cover during the day. So no Vespa in here this week. I also had to clean and vacuum after work today. Target has the coolest cleaning things that are like au natural. So I got all kinds of cleaning things.
It has been 7 months I have lived here and I haven't vacuumed the floor. I know but hey who comes over to my apartment? No one. My wife hasn't even been here. THIS HOUSE HASN'T BEEN CONSUMMATED!!! So let me introduce you to my newest friend. Mr Vacuum. ]
He goes around finding dirt, he even found my porno collection under the bed. I thought I lost is but he pushed it out, amazing. I have to name him and I am going to let my wife do it. Why do I name my things? Am I crazy?
If you want to get a totally good movie get Children of Men, I got it because well it has Julianne Moore in it. I have to she is the most beautiful woman ever other than my wife. So 2nd most beautiful.
At work today it was pretty fun. They were messing with me because I have like 15 pairs of Dr Marten boots, and 95 pairs of Adidas shoes. Well because my brother works for Adidas. I get them. The DM's are my vice. They were making references to me being gay. I said well, If I wore my boots and my kilt for a day out here and might do anyway, what would you think. And this pretty hot chick said that wouldn't be gay that would be hot. So I got called hot by a pretty hot 23 year old chick. That was cool as sometimes I feel really old.
Anyway, later tomatoes.
It has been 7 months I have lived here and I haven't vacuumed the floor. I know but hey who comes over to my apartment? No one. My wife hasn't even been here. THIS HOUSE HASN'T BEEN CONSUMMATED!!! So let me introduce you to my newest friend. Mr Vacuum. ]
He goes around finding dirt, he even found my porno collection under the bed. I thought I lost is but he pushed it out, amazing. I have to name him and I am going to let my wife do it. Why do I name my things? Am I crazy?
If you want to get a totally good movie get Children of Men, I got it because well it has Julianne Moore in it. I have to she is the most beautiful woman ever other than my wife. So 2nd most beautiful.
At work today it was pretty fun. They were messing with me because I have like 15 pairs of Dr Marten boots, and 95 pairs of Adidas shoes. Well because my brother works for Adidas. I get them. The DM's are my vice. They were making references to me being gay. I said well, If I wore my boots and my kilt for a day out here and might do anyway, what would you think. And this pretty hot chick said that wouldn't be gay that would be hot. So I got called hot by a pretty hot 23 year old chick. That was cool as sometimes I feel really old.
Anyway, later tomatoes.
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nene:
Nothing wrong with kilts.....kilts and docs.....pretty fucking cool 
timber_:
the get together was good! two people came... which is one more than last time. heh. it was fun. and yeah, my computer is STILL in the shop. it's pretty annoying. but the guy thinks that it's overheating. which i will definitely take over the hard drive being bad!