bad_a_dave

All of my good friends are females... And all of them say, and i quote, "why can't I find a guy like you?" or "why can't I find a "blank" version of you?" for one friend it's a country version and for another its a preppy version and for another it's a hipster version of me. Well its quite obvious that they can't find a guy like me because I am the only one of me! I transcend cliche clicks! I will not be forced into dressing or acting a certain way! I am who I am and like what I like. Thats why they like being friends with me in the beginning. Ahhhhhhh! It drives me nuts! So in a retrospect, why can't I find a girl like me? Hahahahahahaha