I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and...
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And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and...
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ta2dmom:
I fucking love that song!
ferretbite:
Forgive monster for pie.
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It's past my bed time. Like whoa.
I had elephant ears and carmel apples today. Yum Yum.
Took Dot to the parade. She did really good. I was proud. Except for when she jumped onto the table to eat my elephant ear.
I addressed my invitations today. Now I must by stamps. And then dump them into a mailbox nearby.
Angie and I took the...
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I had elephant ears and carmel apples today. Yum Yum.
Took Dot to the parade. She did really good. I was proud. Except for when she jumped onto the table to eat my elephant ear.
I addressed my invitations today. Now I must by stamps. And then dump them into a mailbox nearby.
Angie and I took the...
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magpie:
you are sooo transparent.
ahaha
<3
ahaha
<3
magpie:
me too, me too.
No foal yet.
Long week. Trying to decide if we're going to the specialty on Friday or not. Almost time for Angie's puppies to get here. I'm getting itchy for 'em.
I want to dye my hair back to chocolate and put blue highlights in it.
Here's a chore... Which of the following statements are true about me? 2 statements are true......
I'm a published...
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Long week. Trying to decide if we're going to the specialty on Friday or not. Almost time for Angie's puppies to get here. I'm getting itchy for 'em.
I want to dye my hair back to chocolate and put blue highlights in it.
Here's a chore... Which of the following statements are true about me? 2 statements are true......
I'm a published...
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viejo:
Don't change because of me...
ferretbite:
Mistress can never be late. She's got other things to do and monster understands it.
♥
♥
My birthday is coming up. 24 days. What do I want? I don't know. I do know, but it's not going to happen. at least not like that. I guess I should decide... Start looking.. Compile 5 separate lists for 5 separate people.. The worst part about it this year is that my brother is graduating on it. I feel unimportant. But at least my...
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tiggie:
Fair enough. A desperate woman has to ask though.
korbendallas:
Of course, if anyone would dare it would totally be foxy. <3
New post.
I am in love with the Smokey Monster. I just don't like that Ben holds the leash. Or a leash. Or a silent whistle.
I have to decide what kind of bitch I want to be, a little one, or a huge one. I don't like getting fucked and walked on. So revenge is going to be one scary fucking thing.
I'm itching...
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I am in love with the Smokey Monster. I just don't like that Ben holds the leash. Or a leash. Or a silent whistle.
I have to decide what kind of bitch I want to be, a little one, or a huge one. I don't like getting fucked and walked on. So revenge is going to be one scary fucking thing.
I'm itching...
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glassheart:
you should do it.
I actually thought of you today. I was driving home from school, and there was a dude riding a horse on the side of the road. it was rather random.
I actually thought of you today. I was driving home from school, and there was a dude riding a horse on the side of the road. it was rather random.
zippo:
Yay! I need to order Yuma a new one.
I SAVED A TURTLE TODAY!!!
It was cool. I felt good. And he was a big fucking turtle. I thought he might be a snapper, but no, just a painter on steroids. But he made it to the other side of the road safely.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
I'm watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tim Curry is teh sex in this movie. He...
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It was cool. I felt good. And he was a big fucking turtle. I thought he might be a snapper, but no, just a painter on steroids. But he made it to the other side of the road safely.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
I'm watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tim Curry is teh sex in this movie. He...
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bellica:
I owe you cookies and wine, lol... And I won't forget about it don't worry.. 
alvynaumagumma:
i saved a turtle once when i was a kid. my paents let us keep him for a week and then we released him back to his natural habitat ... turtles are cute! 
you know, i can't watch the matrix anymore without picturing agent smith in a dress 
Lacy is overdue. And I am inpatient. I WANT MY FOAL NAO!
Finn is the number 4 Mastiff in the country. Suck it bitches.
So. Yea. I'm trying to decide if I would rather work the foal off and not pay for it wif monies, or if I want to get paid and pay for it...ugh.
Finn is the number 4 Mastiff in the country. Suck it bitches.
So. Yea. I'm trying to decide if I would rather work the foal off and not pay for it wif monies, or if I want to get paid and pay for it...ugh.
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eisenheim:
congrats from the bitches
rabidbuttons:
Awesome for Finn!
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sunshine:
haha yes! ok, then I'll call it a career change
haha yes! ok, then I'll call it a career change 
whiteyford:
WTF??? People come up with this shit and expect someone to AGREE to it? Again, WTF???
+wf+
+wf+
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fauna:
Today my friend and I were just talking about wanting to start up a rescue. Awesome job.
rabidbuttons:
SO cute!!!
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lunne:
This is so not funny But a dreamed of you... I don't know how I knew it was you since we never met... The sad part is you were getting a divorce. 
But a dreamed of you... I don't know how I knew it was you since we never met... The sad part is you were getting a divorce.
ta2dmom:
Haha, he was pretty pissed in that picture. He's my emo kid. (well, one of my emo kids hah)
xoxo
xoxo