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Friday May 09, 2003

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Well. I just came back from my history alteration trip, and have come back to tell you the outcomes of your changes.

Lawndart- Had the Aztecs defeated Cortez, the indigenous people of the area would be later killed off by an averted American army after the American Civil War, when, after the building of the Canadian Railroad, still had a strong standing army and was salivating at the thought of more land.

Iljooy - the Moors would have defeated an approaching Prussian Army during the Franco-Prussian war, halting the unification of Germany. Bismarck would be an international joke.

Lenny - The USSR would have sat in isolation for another 50 years trying to fit a square peg (communism) into a round hole (the practical world).

Tralphaz - It's a history alterer, not a miracle machine.

Ticktock - The monkeys ran to the water for safety. They became hairless, their nose bridges formed to keep water out, and their backbones became extremely flexible like otters.

Asrokreep - Napoleon the 47th is Emperor of the World Americans still eat french fries and walk their french poodles.


All that time with alternate universes is tiring. Now I know how the actors in every other Star Trek episode must have felt like.

So I think I'll choose something food related.

IF you were on Death Row, what would be your last meal?
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hiruko:
Definitely pizza. The question is, Italian sausage or anchovies? And not just one lousy slice either, I want the whole friggin pie. X-large, thin crust. Id also like a vanilla shake and a side order of fries. With gravy. A bowl of Frankenberry for dessert and Id wash it all down with a pint of Kilkenny Irish cream ale. Hey, at least I wouldnt have to worry about indigestion later on.
May 9, 2003
hellfuzz:
Fuck food.
If I'm gonna die, I'm going out with a glazed doughnut smile on my face.

Been by Death Row lately, Aya?
And how come our happy little time traveler made no comments about my vast array of battle spittle?
May 9, 2003

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