Monday Dec 01, 2003

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So I went to the doctors. According to him, I'm 4'8 and 1/2. I'm very short.

And here's where my rant begins. When you're as short as I, people don't take you seriously. Why? Because apparently I'm cute. Like a little troll doll. And when you're as short as I, people pet you. I seem to be perfect petting height. Like a cat. My high school teachers used to pet my head.

In other news, liberal feminism will fail in afghanistan because liberal feminism is dependant on societal liberal values, which Afghanistan lacks.

Asha, I would marry you. I'd love citezenship into the EU, but I think you'd have to come here for the actual marriage.

I hate school. I want to run away and become a chef.

Anyways, I want everyone to give me their worst pick up line. Please?

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eyesquad:
Ya Elf was the bomb I got pumped about Christmas for a whole 30 minutes afterr that movie. I was in the process of spreading some holiday cheer when the law caught up to me. Seems that stuff is illegal in Tenneessee. Go figure. "You mean I have to have clothes ON to portray a one man nativity scene Officer smiling no neck Brutowski?" "Why I had no idea"
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bepps:
I LOOOOVE short women!! Unbeliveably so. My bestest friend is 4' 10 3/4" tall (she'll kick your ass if you don't include that 3/4 hehehe) and I love that about her biggrin Pet her head and she'll drop kick you in a second hehe. The closest thing you could say to someone being my girl is 4' 10" tall without her heels and every time I wrap my arms around her I just feel absolutely wonderful. All warm n fuzzy inside and wanna just yell out in happiness. I can't help but take that very seriously. I think that you being as short as you are is INSANELY wonderful. Wanna get married? biggrin
Oh worst pick up line is "If you were a booger I'd pick you first baby".

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