Some people in this world need friends.
Good friends. TRUE friends.
A friend without tact. A friend who can be truthful in the harshest ways, because it makes people better.
A friend like me.
A friend to, say, that you're too fat for those pants. Or shirt. Or that your bellybutton isn't attractive. Or that spandex has girth maximum.
A friend who is honest enough to say wear a hat because of 10 dollar haircut that looks like a five dollar haircut.
Out of courtesy. Out of respect. Because they care - they don't want you to embarass yourself in public.
And yes, I am feeling particularly bitchy today - I'm PMS'ing. Please disregard everything above this line.
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Audience participation time!!!
IF one wish upon your enemies, what would it be?
(my personal fav is "I wish upon you Sagar, the purple cow that gives sour milk!)
Good friends. TRUE friends.
A friend without tact. A friend who can be truthful in the harshest ways, because it makes people better.
A friend like me.
A friend to, say, that you're too fat for those pants. Or shirt. Or that your bellybutton isn't attractive. Or that spandex has girth maximum.
A friend who is honest enough to say wear a hat because of 10 dollar haircut that looks like a five dollar haircut.
Out of courtesy. Out of respect. Because they care - they don't want you to embarass yourself in public.
And yes, I am feeling particularly bitchy today - I'm PMS'ing. Please disregard everything above this line.
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Audience participation time!!!
IF one wish upon your enemies, what would it be?
(my personal fav is "I wish upon you Sagar, the purple cow that gives sour milk!)
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nothing like a little loathing to get you going in the evening.
I would wish for them to suffer every wrong they've visited on anyone, in their entire lives, every single day.
Oh, hey. Pool party tomorrow. You in? SG member fallen1 is running the thing, apparently, and his ffwd girlie will be there. He said it might make it into the paper. You said you had trouble finding a suit though, right? Hmmm... lemme know, either way.