Monday Jun 09, 2003

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It's MONDAY'S PORN REVIEW!

Whoohoo!

For a little change of pace, and to see if softcore stuff (like this site wink could keep up with the hard stuff, this week's review is Sexual Magic, starring Amber Newman, Jacy Andrews, Nikki Fairchild, Jared Lincoln, Teanna Kai and Jezebelle Bond.

Just as a side note, I rented this one at my local Roger's video - next to "Swordfish" in the dvd section.

I simply must give this movie it's props. The script is pretty good, the acting is certainly above-average, and the sex goes from standard to steamy.

I was actually surprised that the big XXX girls like Teanna didn't steal the show - everyone in the cast gets their jollies.

It's kinda like the Craft meets SuperSororityFuckBash (tm) meets the ladies from the Bachelor.

Like a latin/spainish soap opera.

To be honest, I wish all porn has as great of a story, acting and cast as this. Then I wouldn't be so disappointed with the craptacular goodness out there.

For what is is,I'm giving it 4 pussies.
miao!! miao!! miao!! miao!!
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In non porn new, I bought me some yoga pants!
(maybe it'll get my lazy ass to go and work out)

The IF question for today is:
IF you could turn one movie into a soft core porn, what would it be?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
tralphaz:
if that movie "drumline" were a softcore porno, i'd see it in a new york minute. that girl who does the one-armed pushups is HOT.

[Edited on Jun 09, 2003]
leningrad:
i'd turn Transformers into porn.

i'll let you all shudder over that one for a moment.

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