Saturday porn review didn't come to fruition.
Why you may ask?
I realize it was bound to fail. Firstly, it was on a day where I'm always insanely busy, and secondly, who rents porn on a Saturday?
So what's going to replace it?
MONDAY PORN REVIEWS!
That's right children. Monday porn reviews will now take stage - porn is darn cheap when rented on a Sunday, making it easier for me
ANYWAYS, this week, it's Anabel Chong's World's Biggest Gangbang.
Basically it's Anabel Chong doing 250 men five at a time and then Ron Jeremy.
Although it's slightly deciving, there's about 75 men who get recycled - they get like 5 minutes with Anabel, whether or not they actually ejaculate/orgasm.
I really really liked this movie. WHY? Because it's a GREAT look at what porn movies are about. A lot of waiting around to have sex. In cold rooms. With the kraft snack food table.
What made the movie even better is that all 75 or so men are all men who wrote letters to be a part of this. And they're really really green to the industry. There were various directions for these men to follow from the director - things like "Don't waste your cum on the fluff girls!" and "Once you're done, get offstage, take a break, eat a sandwich and get back in line for another round".
Fucking funny.
This movie, needless to say, wasn't erotic. It was pure unadulterated sex, but with inexperienced men it just was ENTERTAINING.
The Ron Jeremy scene was a let down, but overall it was really great movie - something you could probably fast forward though most of the actual sex, but when they're not having sex it's oodles of fun.
Four pussies (out of five)
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In non porn related news, I actually got to meet Ticktock! He was super fun, but the funniest thing was he had the voice of a 400 lb guy - and though he's rather cut and muscular, it wasn't the voice I was expecting.
Anyways - he was great fun.
I also go to hang with Lenningrad and Lotus again - they always rock.
And yes, all three of them owe me a dance.
Anyways - here's today's IF question:
IF you could suggest a porn for me to review, what would it be?
Why you may ask?
I realize it was bound to fail. Firstly, it was on a day where I'm always insanely busy, and secondly, who rents porn on a Saturday?
So what's going to replace it?
MONDAY PORN REVIEWS!
That's right children. Monday porn reviews will now take stage - porn is darn cheap when rented on a Sunday, making it easier for me
ANYWAYS, this week, it's Anabel Chong's World's Biggest Gangbang.
Basically it's Anabel Chong doing 250 men five at a time and then Ron Jeremy.
Although it's slightly deciving, there's about 75 men who get recycled - they get like 5 minutes with Anabel, whether or not they actually ejaculate/orgasm.
I really really liked this movie. WHY? Because it's a GREAT look at what porn movies are about. A lot of waiting around to have sex. In cold rooms. With the kraft snack food table.
What made the movie even better is that all 75 or so men are all men who wrote letters to be a part of this. And they're really really green to the industry. There were various directions for these men to follow from the director - things like "Don't waste your cum on the fluff girls!" and "Once you're done, get offstage, take a break, eat a sandwich and get back in line for another round".
Fucking funny.
This movie, needless to say, wasn't erotic. It was pure unadulterated sex, but with inexperienced men it just was ENTERTAINING.
The Ron Jeremy scene was a let down, but overall it was really great movie - something you could probably fast forward though most of the actual sex, but when they're not having sex it's oodles of fun.
Four pussies (out of five)
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In non porn related news, I actually got to meet Ticktock! He was super fun, but the funniest thing was he had the voice of a 400 lb guy - and though he's rather cut and muscular, it wasn't the voice I was expecting.
Anyways - he was great fun.
I also go to hang with Lenningrad and Lotus again - they always rock.
And yes, all three of them owe me a dance.
Anyways - here's today's IF question:
IF you could suggest a porn for me to review, what would it be?
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-c