Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.
His home's a humble bungalow
And hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say, is that.
He never...
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