Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow
And hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say...
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I've been trying to fill in some of the gaps in my profile, and I am still really confused by the 'pidgeonholes' category. If I try to think of a few one-word labels to apply to myself, none of them are on the list. Never mind; let's try the ones that are there. Turns out that's not much easier. Do these apply...
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