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awesomejossie

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Monday Dec 05, 2005

Dec 5, 2005
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Found this on a message board and thought it was really funny.

OK girls lets all do the karoeke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Sing this to the tune of I will survive by Gloria Gaynor... hehehehehehe

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small, just a sad pathetic dream,
I should have known there was no Anaconda
lurking in those jeans.


Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?


I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive... hey, hey!


It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed


Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a dick that small
I was treating nappy rash.
I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winkie thing at me.


Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then call it a hors d'oeuvre!


I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive... hey, hey!


Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door, You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.


Go on now Go!

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
bepps:
Haha biggrin
Dec 5, 2005
imyourgodnow:
lol tongue tongue
Dec 6, 2005

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