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Photoshoot didn't happen the other day. I have to reschedule. So I was in a shitty mood for a while about that.

The other night was a friend's birthday, so I met her and a few friends at a bar. By the time they showed up, I'd already had about 3 beers. It wasn't long before the birthday girl starting swooning and saying how I was the most handsome guy there. All sorts of ridiculous stuff ended up happening. Even though I don't think I directly started any of it, I still think I must be some sort of instigator. All kinds of inappropriate things I guess.

I'll skip the details but will make sure to point out at least 3 things that made me feel strange over the course of the night:

1. Upon grabbing my 4th beer from the bar, I stopped to compliment someone on his Poison 13 sweatjacket. He very curtly said "thanks" and walked quickly away. I wondered what his problem was for a few minutes before realizing that he was my ex-girlfriend's previous boyfriend. I'd never met him before, but I think he probably hates me.

2. Two females decided to start make-out / grope sessions with me in the middle of the bar (no really... I didn't start it..). No big deal, except that one of them later said something along the lines of "Ok I'd better stop before my boyfriend gets jealous...."

I didn't know her new boyfriend was sitting there all along. Hell, I didn't know she had a boyfriend at all. But like I said, I didn't start it. Still...

3. I told a girl I'd never seen before that "I may have had several beers tonight, but that doesn't devalue anything I'm about to say. I think you're the prettiest girl I've seen in nine months". What was I thinking? Anyhow, I think she probably thought I was a giant asshole (see #2 above). But it turns out that she knows my brother's roommate and had called for him the night before and I'd talked to her. Weird coincidence.

Now for the first time in months I have 2 days off work in a row and absolutely nothing to do.