autrix's SuicideGirls Blog

before I start- i must state that im drunk. which will make typos alot more plentiful

personally i blame sixsixty and him buying me my last drink

saw lots of old friends at the burlesque show. but I'll get to that soon enough

Fanny- I totally didnt get to say hi after the gig and im mega bummed. bah.

I would like to say...
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lil_tuffy:

Of course it's a sting ray. That's the flagship of the gay uncle.

Modern corvettes are marketed towards 'upwardly mobile secretaries.'

I'm not even lying. There's empirical evidence.

:tuffy:

Nov 3, 2005

rys:

Hope you sort it out easily enough. And cool cats always rock. Cept my whippet would catch them anyday...

Nov 3, 2005

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luci:

trivia?? how's that?

Nov 2, 2005

bowie:

Hi! Your cat is freakishly cute. Thanks for saying hello

Love,
Bowie
P.S. Where did you find the suggestive Japanese hair gel?

Nov 3, 2005

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scopitone:

Man. You're like the fifth person to say I look like Christian Bale and I just don't see it. Believe me, I want to see it, I just dont.

What is it that makes you think that?! Is the the black cape? The murdering of whores?

Oct 24, 2005

scopitone:

Well thankya, bayb.

Man, I've been trying to get on my fucking Bluekasket AIM for weeks and it's not happening. I looked into it and apparently thousands of accounts were stolen. SO if you ever see me on there, tell them to rape their mom!

Mmm, San Francisco. I need to get back there and quick. The little lady has never seen the place because she's from Canada and all they have up there is dirt, syrup, and dirt soaked in syrup. Soaked in sadness!

Oct 24, 2005

Can't talk....awesome...

be back later

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sky:

my housemates have just defrosted everything in our freezer. i am so mad. i just thought i'd share that with you. pahaha.

sandwiches aren't all they're cracked up to be. But it's the nations love of MAYO that worries me the most

Oct 6, 2005

rys:

Thanks! And I hope to speak to you later!!!

Oct 6, 2005

I really need to stop kissing all the girls.

It's not very becoming for a gentleman such as myself.

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rys:

Think of all the joy you'd be depriving girls of

Sep 28, 2005

freakpirate:

OMG AUTRIX IS TEH MANSLUT!

Sep 29, 2005

Love is a funny thing.

Each time I lose someone I feel like I can never live without them. However, as soon as I find someone new I tend to realize how worthless and awful the person before was (allowing me to close of that chapter and get on to the next). Funny cycle I know- but when it comes right down to it I...
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nic:

We were under careful supervision of a professional! And we weren't allowed to draw a great big penis or anything.

Sep 26, 2005

munch:

i dunno if i wanna tell you if you haven't seen it yet...

apart from the ridiculous amount of "inner dialogue" that gets mixed up with the ridiculous voiceover, theres something else that really bugs me - as well as lifting WHOLE bits of dialogue from from The Usual Suspects, didn't he think his core audience may have already been Usual Suspect fans too?
and may have worked out where he nicked the story?

tell me i'm wrong, cos i thought it was a fucking shambles...

Sep 27, 2005